AWE-Nessy

Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

"In this training module Two-point-five We cover language suitable in the workplace The following is a list of words we do not say

Do not call any other person gay, nor queer Dyke, twink, or ass bandit And absolutely do not call another person faggot

(the bass picks up)

Bratty boy, sodomite, fruity, friend of dorothy Sausage rider, le dollar bean, bottom, sapphic, drama queen Pillow muncher, pussy puncher Bender, homosexual, dykes on bikes Catamites Lezzo, pansy, ass pirates

Congratulations, you have made it through your first list of unacceptable workplace language. Well done.

Press continue to move on to our second list

Module two-point-six. Pick which of the following words would not be appropriate workplace language. If you are unsure, pick the answer which seems most correct:

Booty bandit, twinkle toes Bender, butchy, Castro clone Femboy, fairy, big homo One who plays the pink trombone Light in loafers, Dutch cousins, scissor sisters, girly man Pitcher, catcher, dives for clams Nancy, prancy, Broadway fan Poofter, Mary, packer, queen, batting for the other team Doughnut bumpers, ones who swish Long-term roommates, bottom bitch Beaver eater, bean licker, LGBT mafia Nelly, Jessie, swings both ways Avoid these terms in your workplace

Thank you for taking part in this training module. We hope this has been educational and will help foster a safer work environment

Fags, dykes, queers, raise your hands Fags, dykes, queers, raise your hands (Fags)

If you are found to be using these words (Dykes) in the workplace (Queers), you may be terminated If you are found to be using these words (Dykes) in the workplace (Queers), you may be terminated (Bottom bitch) If you are found to be using these words in the workplace (Bottom bitch) you may be terminated (Bottom bitch) If you are found to be using these words in the workplace (Bottom bitch) you may be terminated (Bottom bitch)

Batty boy, sodomite, fruity, friend of Dorothy Sausage rider, dollar bean, bottom, sapphic, drama queen Pillow muncher, pussy puncher Bender, homosexual, dykes on bikes Catamites Lezzo, pansy, ass pirates Poofter, Mary, packer, queen, batting for the other team Doughnut bumpers, ones who swish Long-term roommates, bottom bitch Beaver eater, bean licker, LGBT mafia Nelly, Jessie, swings both ways Avoid these terms in your workplace

Based on the design made by @googoogaga733!

You can now purchase the vector file for this drawing on my ko-fi!

New animatic I released a couple weeks ago!!

First of all, and I'll be blunt: the entitlement towards cheap global south labor from indie artists is insane. You can place whatever marginalized identity in your shop, it does not give you the free pass to hire manufacturers that refuse to inform you about the wages and labor protections of their workers. If the only way that you can do x product is like that, then you don't deserve to have x product as a merch option.

Enamel pins, makeshift plushies, acrylic stands, shitty tshirts and apparel... why is our community filled with dropshipping slop whos production involves labor abuses and environmental damage? why are we constantly playing dumb to these manufacturers being shady and then getting surprised they get in labor scandals? why are we coddling artists that its ok to exploit others for profit because a smol bean who just has no choice or responsibility ever?

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