Lifes Favourite Labrat

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

I'd let dangerous machinery turn me into red goo lowkey

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

people are so fucking negative about artfight every year i just want to play drawing characters you will not dim my sparkle im going to have fun

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

World Heritage Post

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

That’s a tarot card