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Kon: *sees Tim for the first time ever*

Also Kon: *finds him gorgeous so picks him up by the fucking shin*

Tim: what the fuck.

Kon: So, what’s your name?

—

(Once the YJ trio was formed)

Kon: Rob, hey. Are you joining us?

Tim: Yeah, I was just going to pop in for a little bit.

Kon: *pats his lap* sit here!

Tim:

Bart:

Tim: *looks at Bart*

Bart: *holds his hands up in surrender*

Bart: I think he’s being serious

Kon: *still waiting expectantly*

—

Kon: *enters the base with a ton of bags*

Kon: Hey, Rob!

Tim: Hello, Kon. What did you buy?

Kon: I got some clothes that I thought would look good on you, a toy that reminded me of you, some books I thought you might like, and—

Tim: Hold up. All that is for me?

Kon: *tilts his head*

Kon: Yeah, that’s why I went! I wanted to shop for you.

Tim: *dying*

—

Tim: Okay, why do you keep holding me like that?

Kon: *hands currently around Tim’s waist*

Kon: Like what?

Cassie: They are so gay.

—

Tim: *to the group*

Tim: For the last time, me and Kon are not dating!

Kon: We’re not?

Tim:

Tim: when have we ever established our relationship?

Kon: I thought we started dating 3 years ago!

Tim: That was. When we met.

Kon: Yeah, I thought I made it clear I was into you. You didn’t oppose or anything, you know!

Tim: you held me up in the air by the shin.

Young justice minus TimKon:

summer rain. redrew parts of an old drawing

BONUS:

he did that on purpose. bonus bonus:

Tim: Yeah..?

Bernard: I asked if you wanted me to call your Dad, and when you said yes, I went to do so...

Tim: Yeah?

Bernard: WHY do you have SEVERAL people saved as "Dad"?

Tim: What do you mean?

Bernard: . . . Dick was "Dad", Jason was "Toxic Deadbeat Dad", Cassandra was "Dad #2", Stephanie was saved as "Daddy" for some reason I don't wanna know.

Tim: It was—

Bernard: I don't. Wanna know.

Bernard: Damian was saved as "Daddy Issues"?? Kon was saved as "Backup Daddy", Bart was "Backup Daddy #2" Cassie was "Original Daddy"??

Tim: I don't see the issue.

Bernard: Bruce. Was saved. As. "Employer."

Tim:

Bernard:

Tim: Okay, I admit, it looks a certain way.

Bernard: I only figured this all out because I had to go through and call. Every single person. Labeled under. Dad. And Daddy.

Tim:

and everyone gets his ass because what do you mean "what do you do if you find yourself dating a dude?" did you slip into him?

Tim's like "I don't know what happened! We met up for dinner and we kept meeting up and he started staying the night and we hold hands and cuddle and share a blanket but I just thought he was super tactile like me. and we haven't talked about it so it's still very possible that sharing a drink right now is platonic"

so of course everyone is telling him to go in for a kiss while tim is like "i don't even know if he likes boys!"

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

—

Dick, eight years old, staring a reporter in the eye: What?

Reporter: Rumor has it that Bruce Wayne and Batman have been seen together.

Dick: Well DUH!

Dick: Batman gave birth to me :)

Bruce, choking on his drink in the background:

—

Tim: Uh... I think like, nine? Wait... Maybe ten? Let me call Dick.

Dick, on the phone, toothbrush in his mouth still: Thirteen? Probably? Wait... When did he move to Gotham?

Tim: Uh... Two years ago, I think?

Dick: Hm... I'm adding Jason, one sec.

Jason, shooting people: What the HELL do you two want?!

Tim: How old is Damian??

Jason: Fuck if I know! Isn't he like, eight?!

Tim: I thought he was about that age?

Bernard, in the background: He went on a date last week.

Tim: Yeah. A playdate. Right?

Jason: Fuck this. Add Babs, she keeps track of this shit!

Barbara: I'm trying to hack the Pentagon! What do you three want!?

Dick: How old is Damian?!

Barbara: . . . Twelve?

Cass, in the background: Isn't he thirteen?

Stephanie, also in the background: No, Babs is right, twelve.

Tim: That doesn't sound right.

Jason: I'm telling you, he's eight!

Dick: Thirteen is the most realistic!

Bernard, sighing, pulling out his phone and texting Damian:

Bernard: He's fifteen.

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Babs:

Cass:

Steph:

Tim: Now THAT'S incorrect!

I love Tim Drake and his absurd amount of love interests

But other rogues from outside of Gotham? They better not touch their Bat or his Robins. Imagine if you will:

Lex Luthor arriving into Gotham and cornering the Bat only for Harley Quinn to show up, kneecap Luthor with her hammer, nod politely to Bats and walk off into the night like nothing happened.

Nightwing has been shot in the side, he's dragging himself to safety before Deathstroke can find him. A car pulls up, door pops open, it's Don Falcone, "get in kid".

Red Hood is caught with no bullets, empty holsters Lady Shiva closing in and he's down some alley, where a door opens and it's Two Face, jerking his head for Jason to get his ass inside.

Robin is about to get taken out by a sniper sent by the League of Assassins, the Joker drops an anvil on their nest because he's the only one who kills Robins in this city.

Dr Psycho is targetting Red Robin and Killer Croc bursts out of the sewers, snapping him up like the "fucking mosasaurus in Jurassic World" according to Tim later on.

Lady Shiva, Talia al Ghul two of some of the

most dangerous woman on planet earth, both

on a race to see who can pawn off their kid

Just two kids on bikes.

I figured that Tim, as a skateboarder, would emphasize the value of protective equipment. Steph normally wears a helmet afaik, but maybe she likes to annoy him.

It's more likely than you think!