do y'all think supergirl is gonna come to freeland

the "i've never been to a nightclub" sweep on that poll genuinely makes me sad...... never??? you don't like the club? untz untz???

is the phrase "she should've been at the club" just words to you all? because it actually means something to me.

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

it's crazy the way everyone complains abt men but still hate lesbians for not wanting a man.... but then shit on bi women for dating men.... but you hate lesbians. so, pray tell, what are the girlies supposed to be doing?

terfs will bitch about how evil and violent men are and then hang out exclusively with men who fantasize about a race war

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

made this post over 5 years ago so here’s the update: we’re married, we’ve been living together for over half a decade (through moving, multiple periods of unemployment for both of us, covid lockdowns, emergency room visits, surgery recovery, etc.), and I continue to be very much in love with her. she is so fucking smart and thoughtful and amazing, and she gets hotter and more stunning every single day. I still blush when she says sweet things to me.

butches will make you cum 5 times in a row like it's nothing and then be like "omg look at this cool rock i found"

it’s remarkable how much money you can save by not leaving the house and not eating and not moving

looking at my bank account after a month of being in a depressive coma like wow. I’m so good at budgeting

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time