aviva

hate when i accidentally touch my friends boob i am so sorry for taht twin i should ahve my hands cut off and my head put under a hydraulic press

phone in bed as i actively ruin my life just has a certain je ne sais quoi what do you want me to say

You can jack off You can eat grapes That's IT

bet the "fanfic isnt activism" argument whenever someone brings up misogyny in fandom spaces hits really hard when you are fucking stupid

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

it's a week into pride month why aren't girls kissing me yet...

the word for sex should have been a palindrome

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

a second bumblebee has hit the twin flowers