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with all due respect to tim hortons workers you guys are stronger than any soldier. why on earth do they act like it is their god given duty on earth to dump a huge load of mayo in their BLTs. no matter how i spin it, “less mayo please”, “no mayo at all please,” it’s like some switch flicks inside of them and they’re suddenly overcome with the deep primal instinct to creampie my BLT with mayo. and it’s never little dollops or whatever they fill that thing to the fucking brim. if mayo was that much of a crucial ingredient dont you think it would be called a BLTM. for the love of god stop breeding my fucking sandwich it’s dripping all over

AUGH. I AM TOTALLY CLUELESS TO THIS EXPERIENCE AS AN INUK. AUGHHHH

if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself

We're about to find out...

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do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?

they have to make a way to let you listen to the adventure zone for the first time again

If only there was something that could erase memories.....

or TWO of them...

the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

do you think they’ll add the Avi piss scene in the new graphic novel

they didnt btw. just in case anyone wanted to know five years later

i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness