A Bit Much

Vinemojis

Vinemojis

Vinemojis

you’re beautiful ;*

don’t forget the you of years ago that kept you alive so you could see this moment

Me vs. my depression

Depression: Don’t fold the laundry on your bed lmao or wash the laundry on your floor you miserable garbage bag

Me: *furiously writes “Do Laundry, You Fiend” on white board to try and motivate myself tomorrow*

Depression: lmfao boi it still says January on that calendar

I just found out this woman existed

Her name is Zinaida

She was a sagittarius born in 1884 

An expressionist and nouveau artist 

I kinda wanna smash?  Lol whooops sorry not to objectify you Zina but damn babe

That’s a self portrait up there (painted in 1909, she was 25)

Here’s some other bois

For use on family, friends, coworkers, classmates, or acquaintances, for any reason from lack of attention on their part to you just enjoy a good fuck-around.

For easy preparation:

Empty packet into text box.

Microwave on HIGH for 60 to 75 seconds.

Stir and let stand for 2 minutes.

Press send.

“Gather the rest of the merchandise and bring the tomatoes we discussed to the drop point.  I trust you remember our agreed upon signal.”

“I found the fucking deodorant” followed by “Tell Vanessa this is NOT OVER”

“AARON” followed by “WHERE IS MY GODDAMN SCREWDRIVER AARON”

“If your mother calls me one more time I swear to God”