blogging from 2013 (◕ᴗ◕✿)

it's june!! you know what that means: i made some aroace loom bands :D

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Martin Freeman (on Benedict): He’s sweet and generous in an almost childlike way. He’s very easy to screw over. I could take advantage of him playing cards. Actually, I must take advantage of him playing cards. But as an actor, he’s one of the very few people I’ve worked with whose taste I don’t question. Even subconsciously I’m not going, ‘Well, I wouldn’t have done it like that.’ He commits.

They were the footprints of a monstrous pancake.

I could cut myself slapping that pancake.

You have never been the most luminous person in the world, but as a pancake of light you are unbeatable!

Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and some day, if we’re very very lucky, he may even be a pancake.

Consider me to be, my dear pancake, very sincerely yours.

One more thing, for me, pancake…  don’t…  be…  eaten.

Not your pancake.

There’s been a pancake. Not our division.

Anderson, turn your pancake, you’re putting me off.

The clue is in the name.  Janus Pancakes.

Well this is a pancake, isn’t it Sherlock?

Oh don’t be stupid, there’s someone else holding the pancake.

That was brilliant, absolutely brilliant. That’s not what people usually say. What do people usually say? Pancake.

Is yours a pancake?

No, it’s not!  It’s not pancake!

Keep your pancakes fixed on me.

Pancake rush.

You know what he calls you? The iceman and the pancake.

JESUS CHRIST IT WAS THE PANCAKE!

What is it like in your funny little pancakes? Must be so boring.

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO? THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME! GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY

KITTEN IS OFFENDED

FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED

DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT

AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!

THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,

SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB 

WUB WUB WUBWUBWUB WUB WUB WUB

KKSSSHHHHHHHHHHSHSSSTTTTTTTTTeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK DICK

SUCK MY DICK

SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING

BUT AT SOME POINT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PULL IT BACK

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

MOTHA

FUCKIN

PONYTAIL

Jane 

looks like Padme