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FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

HOLY SHIT OH FUCKER!

FUCKING BULLSHIT

FUCKING BULLSHIT

GODAMN BULLSHIT

SON OF A BITCH, WHAT THE HELL-

*Do do doo doo do do*

OH MOTHER FUCKER GODAMN BULL SHIT HOLY SHIT

*Holy shit*

OH HOLY SHIT BULLSHIT GODAMN MOTHERFUCKER

*Motherfucker :)*

OH FUCKING BASTARD GODAMN

FUCKING SHIT!

*Oh fucking shit!*

SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH, OH SHIT!

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THE NEW USA MADE BY ME

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Salvation Army reached out to Milknmuffins and asked what shelter she’s at with the promise to address the abuse in it. She…ended up saying where she was. She was thrown out onto the street. It’s also all on Twitter.

They invited her to a personal talk so she could explain the situation in person.

And then they threatened her with a screenshot of a rape-threat made supposedly by her:

And then threw her out into the street while claiming she broke house rules that

@not-timdrake @not-timothy @stray-tim @jason-t0dd @red-hood

@jasonwayne-todd @may-chaos-reign @arrowsnsarcasm @aguydressedasabat @keeping-up-with-the-waynes @irl-batsignal 

@grayson-on-the-chandelier @the-blueprint-robin @theactualredhood @the-real-jason-todd-not-dead @bat–burger @babsgordon123

@imbatman-imtired @batman-offical. @corvidae-clockwork @lychee-grayson @scarlett-no-last-name @chaotic-fae

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PEOPLE IF YOU RECIVE A MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE ME ASKING YOU FOR PERSONAL DETAILS OR MONEY PLEASE I BEG OF YOU BLOCK THEM.

This has happened twice now and has cost people a lot of money! Please do not fall for this!

I'm going to tag some officals to hopefully get more reach on this. No matter what you do please do not respond to these messages with anything.

Do I deactivate and rid the officalverse of this evil 6 7 disease?

rb for sample size

also ooc/ dw it's just hard to manage multiple offical blogs but lmk!

I got liability — "that's so not me" i say as I look up the definition of 'that'

"Liability is the state of being legally responsible for something" is this because I'm a libra 💔 bro i'm fourteen i don't get it

@bylerendgameseason5 @toweird2benormal @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @no-one-offical

MATH. 0/10. Totally boring, and LAME.

THE NUMBER NINE, 9/10. Very different story! I am quite fond of number nine, capiche?

SURFING 7.215/10, you hear? Is quite RADICAL, but not nearly as radical as SKATEBOARDING!!!! YOU HEAR?

LAME GUY THAT GOT ME KICKED OUT SKATEPARK -100/10!!!!!!!!!!! Not MY fault they didnt appreciate my KICK FLIP, INTO THEIR HEAD!!! It was SO AWESOME, capiche? They just couldn't appreciate it, you hear? LAME GUY is my ENEMY!

Cats- 10/10 Very CUTE and COOL, capiche??