I Impregnate You

Sometimes it’s best to force fertility meds into your cows so you can increase their efficiency at growing the herd.

Breeding stock should try to maintain a sexual and feminine look at all times. Just because they’ve grown huge and rounded is no excuse to let standards slip. They should always be trying to be as sexually alluring as possible.

Whenever you get a new cow on the farm, introduce her to one of your recent cows so she knows what’s expected of her and what her life is going to consist of from now on.

I love the almost orgasmic look on a cow’s face when she releases her milk

I love seeing a cow bred for the first time being amazed by the size of her engorging udders.

No matter how sexy your cow is, she looks infinitely sexier when she’s full and rounded and making milk like she was meant to.

Your cows should welcome you home like this each day so you can check on their progress.

Cows just look so much better glistening and wet when they’re growing.

A fertilised cow is irresistible to any other cow waiting for her next breeding.