monsterfuckers anonymous

One thing that gets me about mag 169 as a political metaphor is that killing Jude Perry did not help her victims at all. As long as the system is not changed, they are still stuck in the building suffering. What I wanna say is... Johnny Sims really did say fuck capitalism this week huh

What’s especially funny is that Jude legitimately has no idea who Martin is, and definitely doesn’t care. Imagine seeing the Archivist, the most powerful avatar of the most powerful fear - who, reminder, is just some nerd you bullied like over a year ago, and have not given one iota of thought to since - waltz into your living room, and there’s just? This Guy?? With him? This Absolutely Normal Guy squeaking almost-swears at you. He doesn’t seem super stoked to be there like at all, is he also there to try and kill you? Who is he? Why is he there??

Jared Hopworth be like [garbled meat noises] and Jon just responds to him as if he's saying words........

jared is so funny. he literally was just like "archivist can u please read me a bedtime story before you kill me 🥺" and then he Did. legend.