could eve be our idol?

i wear my headphones all day to listen to my frequency that keeps me docile

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

hey man it was wonderful to giggle with you tonight…

Mah…. help me… anywone… i can’t see… i need my bankie…..*tears well up in Sippy’s blank eyes.*

Hi my name is spongebob squarepants

Spogebob?? *Sippy sniffles* Dis better not be another prank… … I need help finding my bankie… i cant find it and i was born blind… can you help me?

What are you doing in this abandoned water treatment plant

If u havent been following me for long and need to be caught up im on a journey to the underworld to rescue the soul of my hamster.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

all i do anymore is display symptoms

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

topical

oh my god hamlet

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.