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My new favorite photo.
Vincent Price, Boris Karloff, Peter Lorre, and Basil Rathbone cracking up behind the scenes of The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

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Reporting to the FTC
A full step by step guide, if you or someone you know is owed a refund by Milo Winter and the World of Gardian LLC.
Before you start the report, gather the following:
Order confirmation (order number, date, and amount paid)
Screenshots of the February 20th cancellation
Screenshots of any communication about the refund queue (emails as well, if you emailed them to ask for an update)
Marketing materials showing that a book was the product being sold along with the bookmarks
Business name: World of Gardian LLC
If you need screenshots, no worries! They will be at the bottom of this post.
How to report:
Go to reportfraud.ftc.gov
In the top right corner, click “report now”
On the next page, click “online shopping,” then click “A problem with an online purchase or sale”
Fill out the Report details page, including how much you spent, when you paid, and the name of the company and individual (World of Gardian LLC, Milo Winter).
Do not ignore the comment box. When filling it out, you want to include:
That you preordered a book, not just a bookmark, with documentation of that intent
That a bookmark was shipped as a platform workaround
That the second edition was cancelled February 20th
That no refund has been issued despite four months passing
That a refund queue exists but has produced nothing
The approximate total you're owed
Upload any supporting documents you have, including screenshots gathered beforehand.
Enter your contact info. They may not follow up on an individual basis, it’s more for record keeping.
Hit “Submit Screenshots of the February 20th cancellation, Milo changing the orders without audience consent, and proof of a book being sold as well as the bookmarks:
If you'd like a community of people to come together and discuss the situation, I have a Discord with this same information.
On Getting Unstuck
As an author who has been struggling this year to write due to life chaos, I think I have found (re-found?) the key to unstuck myself. This panacea is two-fold, and a good chunk of you are absolutely going to hate the answer I’m about to give. The key to getting unstuck is time and doing something else. Please take a moment to unclench your jaw and relax your shoulders. If you are shrimping,…
Hexagon Quilt
This is the second time I've seen a video of this technique and this explanation is so clear! It does use more fabric than English paper piecing (EPP) but you end up with a double sided hexagon so don't have to source fabric for the backing.
I'm doing EPP at the moment but I have a hole punch to make the papers and just use leaflets and junk mail, so it doesn't feel wasteful. I don't think it's difficult either- in the video she mentions it's not for beginners, but I don't have that much experience with hand sewing or EPP and I've been finding it pretty easy so YMMV
I saw this video yesterday and was seized with the need to try it out immediately. Lookit my cute lil' hexagon baby!!
Here is what the backside looks like. OP notes this takes more fabric than paper piecing, but that excess fabric makes it already triple-layered. Besides not needing backing fabric, I don't think you'd need batting for this quilt at all. It's already thick and soft just from folding all that fabric into a hexagon.
Hexagon quilt tutorial video by tiktok user camelscrafts. Method:
Each hexagon begins as a 6" circle. camelscrafts does this by creating a paper template using a compass. According to the video, a 6" circle will create a hexagon that is 2.5 inches tall.
These hexagons are hand-sewn. Thread the needle.
With the fabric right side facing, find the center of the circle by folding it in half right sides together, then folding it in half again (wrong sides are facing). The top of the triangle shape is the center of the fabric circle.
Make a small stitch into the center of the fabric. The wrong side is still facing.
Unfold the circle. There will be a small stitch in the center.
Now the hexagon is created by folding the circle into itself: Take the needle to one of the edges of the fabric (it doesn't matter which one). Pull the needle through and pull the thread tight. This will fold down the fabric and create an edge of the hexagon. Crease the fold with your finger.
This fold has two corners, one at the top and one at the bottom. Put the needle into one of the corners and pull the thread taut. This will create another fold.
Continue this going around the circle until all of it is folded down, creating the hexagon. camelscrafts notes that the last corner pulled in may be a little bit "wonky" (no precise point in the corner) if the corners were not done precisely. However, that corner is pulled into the back, so is not visible from the front.
The hexagon is now formed. Sew around the folds in the middle of the circle to hold the folds in place. Tie off and cut the thread.
Attach hexagons to each other along the sides. With right sides together, whip stitch the sides together.
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If you become a trillionaire you should immediately be shot and have your assets seized and redistributed. You were a fruit that is now ripe and ready for harvest
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I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see
Um, YES?
This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy
Well maybe you're having an "epidemic of mental illness" because your society sucks and systematically breaks people did you ever think about that
My Dog's Experience with Radiation
I know this isn’t my usual fare as a queer author, but when we decided that Katie would need radiation therapy to treat the remaining cancer on her nose, it was so hard to find firsthand experiences of what it was like. It’s hard to make an educated decision on how best to treat your pet when most of the posts are other people asking for experiences and randos fearmongering or spreading…
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
How many indie, self-pub, and small press queer books are you reading this month!!!?!
100!!!
1,000 ✨🎉🏳️🌈 !!
🗣️ A MILLION
Tag some authors here on tumblr (or share some of your favorite reads!) I'll start with a few!!
@aritany @ashen-crest @mayakern @effiecalvin
@nothwell @sweetfirebird
@nothwell historical fiction extraordinaire
@ashen-crest cozy fantasy for the win
@crossroadart-seabear selkie comics and gorgeous art
@ninawolv3rina feral vampire on a ship, and pathetic fella with Issues meets Bard with Issues
@tesscarletta sensual plant fantasy world with bodyguards and princes
@authorkarajorgensen whoops you died let's fix that and be gay
@authormicahflowers haven't read but damn those covers are pretty
@franklyn-newt trans starship captain in Dudes Rock
@magicariot magical trans girls
@kay-claire full moon problem; imo werewolves are not a problem
@ladzwriting dark fantasy; need to hurry up and read fealty of monsters
@robinjomargaret monster fucking and aro ace in all it's forms
@wolfehorror has a ton of horror books and put together an anthology with @marsadler
@hedonsgaybookshelf haunt that man
@tjalexandernyc more historical fiction for the win

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May 2026 Wrap-Up Post
May is finally over. This month feels like a transition into [hopefully] significantly less chaos. We finished Katie’s radiation treatments, she’s healing up, and Edgar is being his peppy self again, so everything is on the up and up. Can you tell I am so hesitant to say this for fear of jinxing it? Here are the goals I had for May: Write more of “An Unexpected Christmas” Brainstorm more…
the village children keep following my knight around like he’s a storybook hero and unfortunately this is encouraging him
there's an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don't really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead. and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the "women are horny and we're upset about that" cultural property du jour is ever since. women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.
The only issue I genuinely ever take with the romantasy tropes is that often they seem to be utterly nonconsensual on the part of the woman, as she is simply accepting (often with a lot of internal monologue about how she’s scared/concerned/upset about) the man treating her in whatever way his fantasy runs, which usually seems to be very dominance-based.
In this world where women are already subjected to the sexual whims of their male partners and their own desires are often ignored or belittled, I very decidedly don’t wish to read about that exact same thing happening to the FMC. Now, if the FMC is living her best life whilst being subjected to these tropes and shadow-daddy MMCs, then good for her!
I just really wish that the FMC’s pleasure and desires would be centered, rather than just assumed to be submissive and then executed as such without first asking.
So yeah, am I asking to see the kink negotiation scene? Hell yeah, I am.
Nope. Because in a book like that, the BOOK ITSELF IS HAPPENING WITHIN THE KINK SCENE. The kink is non-diagetic! It's like saying "I don't like when movies have music that comes from nowhere, I wish they would show us where the musicians are, how do you have an orchestra pit when the heroine is running around the moors in the fog and the rain??" The kink negotiation scene isn't happening between the characters, it's happening implicitly between the reader and the author, and your power to withdraw consent is perpetual and ongoing -- all you have to do is close the book and walk away. You're allowed to do that, and I encourage you to do it.
But for things happening between the characters, if the FMC is scared-AND-horny or whatever, that's what the fantasy is supposed to be and you as the reader are expected to do some basic suspension of disbelief in order to engage with the idea that (just like in a kink scene!) this is not real, this is just for pretend, everyone is safe and no one is actually getting hurt. On account if it is fiction.
Now, if you're not into that, that's perfectly fine, I am not saying you have to be into reading things that you don't like. If you want to see some kink negotiation, that's cool. Sometimes, there are books that are about diagetic kink, and they do include those negotiation scenes. But for non-diagetic kink (aka the thing you're "taking issue" with), I don't think that it's fair to say that it's wrong for those books to be written that way. A woman's desires ARE being centered -- either the author's own desires or what the author is envisioning the reader will desire. If you're not into it--again, that's perfectly fine, it's just not the right book for you or the right genre for you. Read something else.
You missed the point of the first post, @atinymekanie, so let's read it together again:
women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.
"yes but the only issue i take with romantasy tropes [...]" literally is just "someone else's private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable" in different clothing. Do you see what I'm saying? You're doing the same thing. "Yes but when it comes to the thing *I* don't like, people shouldn't do it that way." Not everyone is doing it that way! Read different books!
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On Writing Medical Conditions in Historicals
A week or two ago, I put out some feelers about what my readers would like me to write about, and someone suggested writing about medical conditions in a historical context. This is something I’ve dealt with my entire writing career since my first book features an amputee main character and my latest series follows an autistic main character, and after eleven books, I have a bit of a process for…

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We gotta do something about ecoableism, guys, I can't keep seeing people confidently assure everyone that their ideal world is one where disabled people with specific needs don't get to be alive.
The most insidious thing about eugenics is that society is so ableist the majority of people do actually think eugenics would work and disabled people are better off dead, they just tack on an assumption that while yes eugenics works it's still bad because disabled people dying for being disabled is morally wrong. But they never actually think it's scientifically or medically wrong. We're just civilized enough we've decided to politely pretend the science isn't right because social justice.
It's like how a bunch of celebs were big on body positivity and fat liberation...until Ozempic dropped and it turns out no, none of them ever believed any of that! They just pretended to bcs up until now healthy, long term weight loss was impossible so they had no choice but to cope by learning to love themselves no matter how they looked...but now that it's here we can go back to the truth! Being fat is ugly and gross and unhealthy and you should starve yourself and take experimental meds right now so you can be skinny which is what ALL humans are clearly supposed to be!! Yeah that body positivity stuff was fun, but come on. We know you actually just wanna be skinny and think being fat is a fate worse than death.
That's what it feels like to me. Every single time. Honestly in a lot of other areas too, one of the big issues with the left is that they really do seem to think that Republicans are right about how things work and should work but we just pretend otherwise because it's the right thing to do and it reduces suffering. Which seems fine, but you cannot be an effective leftist like this. You do actually have to deconstruct your beliefs and biases and world systems, you can't go around like "well yeah we aren't gonna kill disabled people that's eugenics and it's wrong" when you clearly don't actually think it's wrong. You think eugenics would work but implementing it would be uncivilized, and it shows. You have to actually understand that racism and ableism and all other forms of bigotry are not just cruel, but entirely incorrect.
Idk if this makes sense but yeah. We gotta do something about this.
This is what Into the Woods meant when it said nice is different than good.
This is also how you get people being like "I'm not an ableist! I love disabled people!" after making a joke about Trump wearing diapers or not being able to walk down a ramp. They don't think ableism is wrong, they just think it's right but impolite, so only okay aimed at those who deserve to be insulted.
Absolutely part of why shit sucks so much rn.
Ngl I'm glad I figured out how to word this, bcs trying to articulate it as "you don't actually think bigotry is wrong you just think the target should be someone else" always felt incomplete! I now know what I meant was "you don't think bigotry is wrong you just think it's impolite and that's different" that's what I needed. You just think bigotry is being mean to a marginalized person who, crucially, has done nothing to deserve it. The second they do tho? Anything is fair game.
Yeesh. What a rancid ass way to view the world.