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Favourite underrated moment in Good Omens is in s1 when Crowley and Aziraphale are crossing the street and Crowley is the one who signals a thank you to the car that stopped for them, while Aziraphale is completely oblivious and keeps walking forward. I can’t think of a scene that more perfectly and succinctly represents Anthony “a little bit good” Crowley and Azira “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” Fell than that one.

There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

Not if you’re trying to get to south detroit

This artist's rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I've ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service

Classic

ONE YEAR

One guess

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Breaking Dawn au where Bella actually just had food poisioning but they rush back to Forks anyway convinced she's pregnant. So Carlisle gets all this high tech doctor stuff, preparing himself for that fact that he has to operate on Bella. Then Bella's fine. Carlisle has a very long talk with Edward. Emmett brings this incident up for the rest of eternity.

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HES A ROCK N ROLLIN BITCH FOR YOU

I asked my friend why there was so much softcore transgender porn on tumblr and she was like “idk you’re transphobic” and it’s like no I’m not I just don’t want to see dick every four minutes I can’t control the fact that it’s exclusively transgender dick

THEN FILTER IT!!!!!! BLOCK ACCOUNTS!!!! STOP COMPLAINING AND MOLD UR TUMBLR TO WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Atlas you’re 5 feet tall don’t talk to me

Says the one who can't count

I’m going to eat your baby teeth and regurgitate them as an owl pellet