Australis

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

:0000 Me too!!!

There's this popular blog in the iwtv/tvc fandom who got early access to 6 episodes of tvl, and keeps answering asks about what to expect and keeps saying many people won't like certain episodes because they pull from the books and it's driving me MAD AS HELL because I've read six of them and I can't figure out what it could be. People get angry at everything in this show, that's why it's so hard to think what book specific things would make people freak out.

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

tiktok iwtv fans are getting upset that the campy weird perverted monsters from the show about campy weird perverted monsters from the perspective of campy weird perverted monsters contains campy weird perverted monster shit, instead of just loustat monogamy and devils minion.

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

12/27, 8:37PM CT

12/28, 12:18PM CT

12/28, 10:22PM CT

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

12/30, 12:39AM CT

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

I love how the trick-or-treating scene implies that not only do the neighborhood adults and children feel comfortable interacting with Lestat on a nightly basis (despite his eccentricities), but that Lestat has made an effort in becoming such a member of the community. Like, bro was going full Regina George, but he had the decency to pause, go out and buy candy, and answer the door for trick-or-treaters. And not just any amount of candy, but a full-on bucket.

sometimes it's so very draining that the majority of aro content is about fictional relationships.