*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

there’s so much fuss over which spouse should change their last name after marriage can we all please act like adults here and go to fantasynamegenerators.com and let the warrior cat name generator decide

she’s beauty she’s grace her passport’s just a face

Milk boy

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

what armour r u wearing

wait

It occurs to me that some people might not actually know where the now-memetic “evil is defeated” image comes from, so here you go.

This just makes me want the context more.