Cats & Kitkats

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“Well done! The pajama prodigy finally used his puzzle sponge.” - Karkat

“Watch out John, I’m about to throw your bathtub through your wall.”

“D –> I mean that door over there, you goshdarned sillyface”

“Yes Im Willing To Humor Elaboration On This Rap Centric Plan And Its Apathy Based Contingencies“

This isn't saying "don't ever interpret these character dynamics this way", it's saying "don't harass or suicide bait people for shipping two unrelated adults just because you personally see their relationship as familial."