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Haymitch: “I dont know what you’re worried about them going togehter, but Effie genuinely has more money than she knows what to do with”
Lenore Dove: “I’m worried when that money goes to them impulsively buying things, especially after last time!”
Haymitch: “Just so we’re clear, I don’t think Effie knew she was actually buying Maysilee a live peacock… and Wiress loves the stupid thing! It worked out for all of us!”
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我带着hayffie回来了✨🍾🦋✨
26年错过了hayffie月太遗憾了（TT）
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A headcanon that always has me cackling with laughter is that WHAT IF Haymitch and Effie weren’t all that careful when it comes to protection because a: Effie’s pre-menopause and b: Haymitch’s swimmers are crap at their job because of his heavy drinking over the years.
But then when he gets a new liver and Effie forces him to quit drinking altogether plus making sure he’s eating well and going on walks Haymitch’s fertility GREATLY (and quietly) improves - only neither he nor Effie thought of that. They just went on living like they always have.
Meaning: some time after the war, Effie finds herself pregnant with Haymitch’s oops baby and she is SO pissed at first, throwing her arms out like:
“Oh! Great! So that’s what I get for taking such good care of you? MORE work at MY age? Thanks a bunch, Abernathy!”
But he gathers her in his arms, kisses her and says they’re gonna be OK and then he probably proposed to her just to make her quit being so mad at him. 😂
Katniss: Mmm! Mmmm! This cheese bun is AMAZING!
Haymitch: My God, get a room …
Katniss: I WOULD get a room with this cheese bun. I think I could show this cheese bun a good time!
Effie: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Katniss: Sex!
Peeta: *suppressing a smile* … Seriously, answer faster.
Katniss: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. But when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with YOU.
Peeta: What about you, Haymitch? What would you give up, sex or food?
Haymitch: Er … ooh, um … I don't know, it's too hard!
Peeta: No, you gotta pick one.
Haymitch: Food. No, sex. Food. Sex. Food. Sex, I don't know! Oh, God, I want both! I want, I want Effie on bread!
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Me when I’m so dehydrated, full of sugar, and overtired that I can barely function or socialize with others:
MaYbE ReAd HaYfFiE FiC WiLl FiX
the night after Effie unexpectedly arrived at the Victor’s Village, for a visit post-war …
Haymitch: *dressed in robes, covered in kiss marks, humming to himself while digging through Katniss and Peeta’s fridge* 🎶I'm too sexy for my apron. Too sexy for my🎶 … oh!
*Katniss and Peeta stands in the kitchen doorway*
Haymitch: *holding jars of honey, bottles of chocolate syrup, olive oil and whipped cream* I … I couldn't sleep. I was …
Peeta: Too sexy?
Katniss: *frowning* You've got an armful of toppings there. Don't you need something to put that on?
Haymitch: … I have something in my room.
Effie: I don't understand why President Snow punished me and condemned me to be the escort of District 12. I have nothing to do with them
Literally them the FIRST DAY they met:
Katniss confidently telling us that Haymitch and Effie hated each other because they were always fighting, then you look closer and they are like: Want to see my hayffie edits on tiktok? click here
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Variety describing SOTR as "the backstory to Effie and Haymitch’s relationship in the trilogy" I'M EMOTIONAL ENOUGH !! HOW MUCH MORE EMOTIONS WILL BE TESTED ON MY POOR HEART ???
Effie: I’m worried about you.
Haymitch, dunking an oreo in his whiskey: Why?
The only person who keeps an eye on me is Effie Trinket. She mingles nearby, watchful, but careful not to take any credit for my success.
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Haymitch: *looking down at the very burnt cake they tried to make for Peeta* “You know, its times like these I remember that we are both probably too stupid to survive on our own”
Effie: “I followed the recipe Wiress gave me and…”
Haymitch: “Wiress and Beetee cant cook.”
Effie:
Haymitch: “Honestly, I’m still shocked that either of them survived this long.”
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Haymitch Abernathy and Effie Trinket through the years
*hayffie accidentally locked inside a closet, before all the kissing begins*
Haymitch: That’s it, Eff! Break the door down!
Effie: Break it down? Are you kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany!
