goofy ass wizard

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

pull up his shirt play with his

you get it sid

sid where did you get this

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

something has certainly awakened. it is wide awake and loud, already. and, by god, is it an issue

Are you gonna eat that ---> (nothing left on the plate but crums) (you look backl and im ant)

@ new users remember to set your dash to chronological. I think old users will forget to tell you this because tumblr never randomly resets it like twitter does, so afaik literally everybody switched over to chrono as soon as they tried to introduce non-chrono, and then promptly forgot tumblr even has a non-chrono view. on tumblr we really dont do the “all mighty algorithm” thing.

"fun fact!" i cheer, before saying something that is not fun nor a fact