Mykai

hey what the heck is this from

a chill barbecue held by a rad family

im 100% sure this is a goosebumps book cover

no its a picture of a chill barbecue held by a rad family

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

hey what the fuck

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty