blog where I get openly silly

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

its imperative you sexualise that mentor/protégé relationship

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

every tight knit friend group got the: - always at 1HP - never has inventory space - refuses to wear armour

Finn from adventure time

your belly is so fat it makes me want to live

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.