sammy... all I'm saying is that you're my g-spot. you are. and I'm yours.

feeling daddyweird vibes tonight

Thinking about first year of college Sam missing Dean. Picking up his phone to call and putting it down because he's still too proud and angry and sad and hurt. Getting sick for the first time without Dean, miserably making his own chicken noodle soup in his dorm microwave. Going to a dive bar and bumping into a guy in a leather jacket who says says shit, sorry, kid and then sucking him off in the parking lot.

spn heaven is probably so funny. john and mary are divorced because the angels aren't forcing them to like each other anymore. sam and dean don't even notice because they refuse to stop making out. every female love interest that's ever existed on the show stays for like 5 minutes and then immediately leaves. or sleeps with john.

hi I'm not dead! just so depressed! does anyone have samdean fic recs where they are pretending to date this is an emergency!