bi-furious and the deflowered

↳ Favorite Relationship ➟ Noah & Audrey (aka Bi-Curious and the Virgin Deflowered)

I would offer to deflower you but I’d just be taking advantage of your heightened emotional state and we can’t have that. Ah, thank you. That is very kind of you. 

Show me what kind of creative things you’ve done with it!

#when noah tried ‘noah’ as audrey’s password #and it didn’t work

You’re my hero, Audrey Jensen. I love you. 

You’re not a monster, Audrey. You’re a victim.

When we kissed, it made me feel something. I think maybe I always kind of wanted to kiss you.

but you didn’t. and now here we are. tied up.

Bi-curious and the Virgin.

“Noah, this is the point at which I could get sappy, but I won’t. I will, however, say that I hope that the legacy of Bi-Curious and the Virgin lives on–just don’t you dare replace me.”