plaza de aubrey

[ TEXT ] : AUBREY PLAZA

aubrey: not until you stop taking away his water, carl!

Okay, wait. I’m here to defend my choices, Aubrey. I’ve always brushed my teeth and then washed my face. I keep the water off when I’m not using it. Would you say Frank the Fish is your favorite Sesame Street character?

I'll accept this as an answer, Cindy Loo Who. It's better than leaving the water running. Frank the Fish is up there but I think Oscar the Grouch owns my heart. Do you have a favourite?

aubsplazs·:

Brushing in the shower is where it's at. Saving the environment, saving on that water bill, saving on time. MTV Cribs should come to my house so I can say "this is where all the magic happens" then show them my shower and spread the word about Frank the Fish. Nice to meet you too, Kehlani.

aubsplazs​:

The mice refused to comment. We should respect their privacy and not question it.

I seem to remember your party tricks and factoids, being a lot more wild. What happened to the crazy witch I know and love? I seem to remember you finding out what dress I bought for a premiere so you could buy it and pretend like it was a happy accident all night long. I don’t think that girl gave a fuck about Frank the Fish or any other resident on sesame street. But for the record, I brush my teeth before the shower and I’m not sorry!

What are you talking about? That was a total coincidence. We're soulmates, this is why we end up in the same outfit without planning it. Oscar the Grouch is my spirit animal. I love all of Sesame Street, especially Frank the Fish. You evil, evil woman! Next thing you're going to tell me is you flush every time you pee.

i don't believe i've ever watched sesame street -- so i'm not sure who this frank the fish is. but there are people out there that don't brush their teeth while showering? does not everyone realize how much time this also saves when you're in a hurry? i'll admit i never really thought about the environment -- i was mostly just thinking i like to sleep in, so i need to take a quick shower or else i'd be late everywhere. it's nice to meet you though aubrey, i'm alex, and possibly a blast at parties as well.

They don't have Sesame Street in Sweden? Frank the Fish is just a normal guy who wants to keep his pond full but this little jerk kid keeps letting the water run. Well, Tarzan, you should be worried about the environment. Your friends in the jungle are counting on you. Luckily, you're saving it without realizing and also sleeping in. Two for one deal.

aubsplazs·:

Can't be caught slipping, Glenny Boy. Or should I call you Carl? That little slip up would have cost you in court. How's a fish going to off the children? His skills are limited to phone calls and swimming. You're onto something here, though. Frank the Fish could be a big star if he got into the movie biz. He's out to off all those who use too much water with little care. Think Captain Planet in fish form but he takes care of the problem. A anti-hero, if you will. I rub a dub with a glass of wine and then brush my teeth after I down that glass. Would you be able to handle it? Pro tip: put milk up your nose when things start to get a little fuzzy. When's the next holiday or birthday? I'll take a slice of that TC cake.

aubsplazs​:

Miles, Miles, Miles.. how many times do I have to tell you? Fish cannot write thank you cards. They can only pick up the phone. On behalf of Frank the Fish, we thank you for your service but Frank feels we can't go around thanking people for doing the right thing.

aubsplazs​:

(Joe Goldberg voice) Well hello, you. Who are you? Based on your luscious locks and long beard, a man who doesn't have much time in the shower and uses extra water to brush his teeth. Your kind eyes may say you care about Frank the Fish but deep down, you just want to brush your teeth in the sink.