Pina Colada pt.2
author's note: you know your girl had to write a fic off of shane's last tiktok
warnings: alcohol
The sound of the door opening causes you to wake up, turning over in the bed to see the time. 2 am, meaning that Shane has probably just gotten home. You sigh, your head meeting the pillow once again, since you expect Shane to come straight to the bedroom. But you donât hear the door open. Instead, you hear glass clinking and racket happening in the kitchen. You huff out a deep sigh, sitting up in bed before throwing off the covers and making your way to the kitchenÂ
â- and I figured, I havenât made a pina colada in a while.â You hear Shane say as you get closer; you figure that this means he is filming a TikTokÂ
âShane?â you mutter as you step into the kitchen to find Shane leaning against the countertop, staring at his phoneÂ
âOh, hey babe,â he mutters, pushing off the counter. âDid I wake you?â he asks, and you hum
âKinda,â he winces and kisses your forehead
âSorry,â he whispers, and you smile softlyÂ
âItâs okâ you mutter
âIâm making a video, and then I'll go lay down with you,â he says, tilting his back to his phone, and you nodÂ
âIâll stay out here with you.â Shane grinsÂ
âReally? Yes, ok, when I start recording again, I'll let them know,â he tells you, and you nod as you slide onto the counter next to the blender. As Shane starts recording againÂ
âI donât know why Iâm so excited, also. Guys, look,â he says, turning the camera slightly to show you âthe girlfriends here.â he says, turning the camera back to him, and sticks his tongue out, making you laughÂ
âOkay, so first Iâve got my ice.â he shows the camera before dumping it in and then looking at you. âI think I need more,â he says before turning around to run the fridgeÂ
âWhat the hell?â you laugh as you watch him. He makes his way back and pours more ice into the blender.
âNow for pineapple juice.â he stands up straight and then pours it into the blender, staring straight into the camera until you grab the bottle from himÂ
âThat's a lot of pineapple juice,â you say as you put the lid back on, looking back at Shane to find his face smushed up against the blender. âShane, what the fuck?â you sigh, making him laugh as he shushes you
âNow we have the coconut cream.â Shane starts to squeeze the bottle over the blender. You stare at him before grabbing his phone and bringing it closer to his face so the camera can catch his struggleÂ
âGuys, I think heâs struggling just a bit,â you tease as you set the phone back down
âIt actually takes real strength to do this,â he says with some sass, making you glare at him.
âA lot of you guys were complaining last time I did this because I was missing one ingredient for people over 21. But now that I'm 21, I can add the final ingredient, which I totally never had a pina colada without the final ingredient.â You laugh as he says it, making him laugh as well. âLike, this is my first time ever. I swear. I swear.â Shane begins to pour the alcohol into the blender, staring straight into the camera once againÂ
âJust tell me when to stop, ok?â he jokes to the camera, but you roll your eyesÂ
âShane!â you shout, reaching over him once more to grab the bottle from him. âJesus Christ, how much are you trying to taste?â you mutter, and Shane just smilesÂ
âNow itâs time to blendâÂ
âOh great, blend dance time,â Shane scoffsÂ
âNo, this time itâs blend modeling.â he rolls his eyesÂ
âRight, of course, my bad,â you mutter as Shane starts the blender before hitting a bunch of random poses on the beat of the blender. Once the blender stops, Shane grins
âSheâs done,â he says, grabbing a cup from the cupboards and the blender to take the lid off. He struggles a little bit, making you grab it from him. âHow the hell do you rip off these lids?â he asks, grabbing it from you again to try and prove a point
âGuys, I actually think Iâm too weak to do this,â he sighs, and you take it from him once again and open it with easeÂ
âHere,â you hand it back to himÂ
âI loosened it for you,â he mutters, taking the blender from you. âThank you, baby,â he mutters, kissing your cheek before pouring the drink into the cupÂ
âOh, my god. And there it is, oh my god, it looks so good. It looks so good and, like, icy at the top.â he shows the camera before taking a sip. The moment it hits his throat, he winces. âWow,â he scoffs
âI wanna try.â You hold out your hand, waiting for him to give you the cupÂ
âItâs a little strong,â he says, warning youÂ
âThat's fine,â you say, grabbing it. Shane turns the camera so it can catch your reaction. As you take a sip, your face remains the same as you put the glass down on the counter. âThat's good,â you say, and Shane huffs out a laughÂ
âWow. ok, baby,â he mutters
Comments: User: Shane putting his face against the blender is taking me OUT User: âwhat the hell?â EXACTLY MY QUESTION User: he was making a pina colada and acting like he was filming a cooking show User: she had to physically intervene THREE TIMES User: he would've made straight alcohol with a hint of pineapple if she didn't stop him User: he is so soft with her even when he's losing a fight to a blender User: he was expecting her to make the same face he did
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