Je t'adore

the darkest era of fashion history 

According to whom

pink is literally barefoot and eve is straight up wearing a weave track as an accessory. dont get me started on the cabbage patch looking chick with the pink yarn extensions

eve

Eve

Stop

im eve

date idea: i take u out to the woods at 1 am. it’s pitch black. we turn off our flashlight. i do my best coyote call. 15 coyotes immediately call back, from every direction. “it’s okay” i tell you “they won’t come any closer so don’t wor-oh” I say “that last one wasn’t a coyote” you ask me what it is. I don’t know, and I know every animal call. I tell you we better get going. We don’t go back to those woods.

what

you know how ppl wanted morgan freeman to narrate their life for a while? i think i want jeff goldblum to narrate mine just ‘she’s ahhhhh she’s kind of um she’s sitting there very quietly reading some uh ahahaha fanfiction and really, it’s great, it looks great, she’s feeling great i think she’s gonna uuhh scroll down a little bit more and see the hmm mmh yes action! ha, uh, yes.’

I just geeked out a little about this.