your local dumpster fire

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

Who wants to study me like a bug, rotate me in their mind and kiss me under the moonlight

This is a must read.

girls love him for his poor posture and pathetic demeanor

geologists talking about shield volcanoes

i love you. this post is only about shield volcanoes 🌋 now. everyone else fuck of❌

This works no matter which slice you start with

New LGBT Uquiz just dropped! Which Gay Fashion Stereotype are you? None of the questions are about your sexuality or gender identity btw, it's all about your ~vibes~

intricate rituals

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis