Attempted But Failed

do not watch

Are you positive you plugged in the power sources right and had the right adapter?

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

“Billy needs therapy”

I literally started crying

little do they know im actually billy

I'm not seeing what else it could mean. Understand she's dead? No more? Zip? Nada? Is there a lesson to this?

literally it is impossible to hate eminem even

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

That last gif slayed my entire soul.

This woman gives me hope. 

#lines that make me laugh when i remember them at 3am

I giggled.

And saying that they’ll be solved by default once the patriarchy is dismantled doesn’t count.

SLAYYYY

Brother has some. It looks kind of like millions of little bugs crawling over each other whenever its falling apart.