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If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

yeah, so i could bang them before the burnings

ok but it looks like a wiimote strap

"no i dont need the fuckin hat"

real

rms queen elizabeth 2

i like both kinds of ships tbh

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i love how this image has no discernable political stance. great britain is listed on both sides. the transgender flag is listed on the same side as north korea but not the regular pride flag.

just because she has a penis and is incapable of getting pregnant doesn’t mean you shouldn’t put her in the mating press.

thats fair

carlic

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

I have a job interview tomorrow. I can't risk it.

I can't let this pass without reblogging it. I'm so sorry.

please, half life 3

Like, the ship?

the 1906 or the 1938 mauretania?

Great, now I ship actual ships.

i never thought i would see the original, let alone reblog it