Et tu, bitch?

Breaking news: terfs banned from m&ms forever

Wait if round means no nuts what about red

he’s obviously a transman you complete and utter buffoon.

I’m certain I’ve reblogged this multiple times but I’m doing it again

the lil caeser’s guy but instead of saying pizza pizza he says pussy pussy

so you quit outsourcing huh

my goal for the new year was to be less of a consumerist, yeah

It’s midnight and I’m trying to be quiet bc I can’t stop laughing at this post. It’s been about ten minutes now. Send help.

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

i think everyone should stop consuming media until they promise to be normal about it

the only media we are allowed to consume in 2020 are episodes of “how it’s made”

hey op what the fuck is this supposed to mean because it sounds like some ableist bullshit about people being ~overinvested~ in stuff, which, if so, fuck you, you can take your judgement of hyperfixations and special interests and shove it up your ass i don't fucking trust anyone that treats "normal" as ideal

i can’t believe this website is free

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

me: *ignores messages from 50 people* me: *sulks about the one person who won’t message me back*

how many steve jobs movies are we gonna get? like i understand he helped shape the technological world. i stay being on that phone. i be on that phone right this second to post this. but enough is enough

I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.