young wild american {AP}

          “  i’m offended that you think i need to PRACTICE being this goddamn smooth.  ”   flabbergasted.   but…   “  two hours per week sounds about right.  ”   she smiles,  slides in closer to caelan.   “  is it paying off?  ”   she winks,  turns to look at the tree again and shrugs.   “  you know i specialize in nuclear engineering right?   you can probably get RADIATION POISONING just from cuddling with me.  ”

“how am i supposed t’ know if bein’ that smooth comes naturally or not? y’ gonna have t’ up y’ game - really sweep me off my feet before i believe that y’ don’t practice everythin’.” she shoots a glance at the engineer, grin still wide and bright across her features. “what would be the fun in tellin’ you that? aren’t y’ supposed t’ figure it out?”