AtlasOfAndromeda

Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.

Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

Never kill yourself, you could go to a craft store and find within its shelves the indomitable human spirit

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

as much as i disagree with the stance i really like when people who position pornography and erotic art as different things take the time to try and delineate them because it always ALWAYS boils down to “i like one category and i don’t like the other” and that just tickles me pink

What you have to understand about Shane Hollander is that he is the main character. Of course a normal hockey player might start seeing point production start to slip and stagnate at 31 or 35, but Shane Hollander is The Main Character. He can win a Stanley Cup at age 40 if the narrative stakes are compelling enough and the universe shifts itself around enough for him. Which it will. Every time. Because we make it.