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sorry i cant stop thinking about it
shane: hey :) play better next time best buddy :)
scott: take ilyas dick out of your mouth before you talk to me

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Bruce also does the parent thing whilst texting btw.
--
Bruce: he is here.
Tim: who?
Tim: hello?
Tim: WHO IS HERE? SHOULD I CHANGE INTO RED ROBIN OR NOT?
(Jason came for dinner)
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Bruce: It is over.
Dick: what is over? Is the world over?
Dick: Bruce!?
(The league meeting ended)
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Bruce: it has all gone to plan.
Clark: uh what?
Clark: Batman? Bruce Wayne? Bruce!?
Clark: please don't tell me you've gone evil and are planning to take over the world :(
(Clarks surprise birthday party on the watchtower was all set up)
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Bonus, where daimian who had never used a phone before in his life, also texts like bruce:
Damian: Do not come home
Jason: ...
Jason: why?
Damian: Do not come home.
(He wanted to meet up with Jason on patrol)
Classic batman 🦇
You ask Caleb if you can suck his big, dumb cock and he malfunctions btw.
Like full on bluescreens in his brain, dial up modem sound and everything. He’s torn between asking you to repeat yourself (did he hear you wrongly? Has he finally gone insane? Did he die & go to heaven??) and tearing his fucking pants off that he just. Freezes.
You think you’ve broken him, watching him stare at you, frozen in place… panic starts bubbling in your throat and you’re just about to apologise when his hand darts out so freakishly fast to grasp your wrist.
“Here?” He asks, breathing heavily. His eyes are dark, intense, looking at you as if you were prey… like he’d hunt you down if you started running. It’s downright disturbing.
…you’ve never dropped to your knees so fast.
[nsfw!] you sneaking into caleb's bed at night

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Having sex with Caleb
Warning: !Highly recommend listening with headphones! He’s a breathing mess
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
five mins into Superman (2025)
Supes: “Golly.”
Me:
THEM *sobs*

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Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing
Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.
Cool 👍
man, what the fuck
This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.
Give me more Bruce with babies please 🥺😭😭😭
You can just tell everyone let out their inner freak that night....
—Posting this here cos the quality is ass in tiktok since it compresses the images a lot. I had this idea where MC is a rich girl and threw a crazy surprise party for Caleb's bday and it eventually led to some crazy shii along with the other LIs tagged in. She documented everything through pictures in her phone while she was drunk btw.
ankles.
Caleb feels like he’s perpetually 15 around you—awkward, over-aware, stuck somewhere between a joke and a confession. And you tease him constantly—play-flirting, he tells himself it's just your thing. Harmless. tags: fluff, angst, slow burn, eventual smut, uni!au notes: i was kicking and screaming while writing this chapter,, sigh,, i have to go back to uni soon :( i was planning for this to be like... 7 chapters hopefully i get to finish this before school starts making me lose my mind word count: 2.3k Chapter 1 | Chapter 2
caleb gets cuteness aggression whenever he sees you
caleb tries and I mean he tries to take you seriously when you complain about him taking the last slice. but he won't ever admit that he does it just so to see you all riled up. the way your eyebrows furrow and face pouts while you try to lecture him is almost too adorable
caleb loves when you spent the day helping him build his new airplane model. he purposely picks a difficult design because he loves seeing your concentrated expression as your hold the pieces together, waiting for the glue to dry. and when you get frustrated, he just chuckles softly and holds it together with you
caleb needs to see you in clothes all the time. he almost gets offended when you sit down on his couch after a long day instead of immediately changing into his soft cotton shirt. he goes through his wardrobe once a month, looking for things he doesn't wear anymore just to see what he can add to your side of the closet. there's nothing like seeing you in your most vulnerable state, dressed in his clothes, thinking all mine
caleb loosens the jars in his house ever so slightly just so you can get the satisfaction of opening them yourself. you boast about how you don't need his help anymore because you're a strong hunter now. but he just looks at you lovingly, because he loves celebrating your victories
caleb adores watching you struggle not to fall asleep during late night movies. he doesnt say anything, just nudges you into his chest and strokes your arm until your breathing slows down. he feels like the luckiest person with you curled up against him, quietly counting your lashes as he pulls you in closer like his own plushie

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ankles
Caleb feels like he’s perpetually 15 around you—awkward, over-aware, stuck somewhere between a joke and a confession. And you tease him constantly—play-flirting, he tells himself it's just your thing. Harmless. tags: fluff, angst, slow burn, eventual smut, uni!au notes: i was listening to lucy dacus' "ankles" and i felt like it was such a calebmc song :0 also no usage of the term y/n saiwsbg i just dont like it and maybe ur the same too, ALSO NO EVOL word count: 1.3k
🔞 #Caleb — [nsfw!] audio 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝑒𝒷 𝓍 𝓂𝒸/𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇 cw: s*xual content, f*ngering, or*l (f!receiving)
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