A Perpetually Fickle Author

I think Neil Gaiman is one of the only celebrities that truly understands what Tumblr users want.

amused-snorted at the post first, wondered what the hell previous commenter meant, backtracked to check op username and took it like missing a step down the stairs

i love when a cat meows at you and you're like "yeah tell me about it" and they're like "meaarow" and you're like "that's crazy man" and they go "rrraow" and you both continue in that manner for quite some time or until the cat decides to bite you

i think its fine for straight actors to play gay characters but if they do it they have to actually get into it and give us good convincing kisses. if elliot page can suck passionate face with michael cera in 2007 u can kiss another man like u fucking mean it for 5 seconds

if you’re not embodying heath ledger almost breaking jake gyllenhaal’s nose making out with him against a wall then what are you even doing

you get it

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

i think this needs to be said. aro has the same energy as the cat in the hat from the movie cat in the hat (2003) starring mike myers

alice actually DOES have impeccable fashion sense but she started subtly dressing edward in those god awful clothes (i.e., the fitted turtleneck, the white sleeveless buttondown, The Khakis) so that jessica would stop trying to ask him out

robert pattinson can pull off playing batman but christian bale could never play edward cullen it is what it is

aren't you tired of being nice. don't you just want to go rabid and bite someone

never mind my friend is playing with my hair i think i'll be nice now

[on date] *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnally

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

Not a single one of these kids were alive when American Psycho came out and they've now strangled ANY CHANCE of a reboot in its crib

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars