Don't Expect Shit From Me Man.

Dude that’s nuts

i love tumblr bc nothing matters here but pictures and inner thoughts

shoutout to women with deep voices. women with raspy voices. women with vocal fry. you’re stunning <3

i would be laying flat on the floor hyperventilating. you people are built wrong

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

I think the best part of recent American politics was when Trump had COVID and was just making the most completely insane statements imaginable from being pumped full of like steroids and tiberium or some shit.

did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?

no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up

I just hope I attract a cool ass weirdo …that’s a freak and wants to do better in life.

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I’ll never feel

see also “credit belongs to the artist”. Stop that. Reblog the original posts from the original artists.

don’t say p*ggers if you’re not a gamer