Lando Norris is kind of a slut.
Everyone is aware of it in that way youāre aware of something in your peripheral vision. Itās not a main focus, itās kind of justā¦there.
Landoās fine with that. His F1 contract has no stipulations turning him into a Boy Scout, in fact many of his sponsors would much prefer the opposite.
Itās an open secret, just more fodder for the paddock rumor mill when heās seen leaving a party with a new girl (any girl) or on his knees outside the motorhomes for anyone in a team polo (any team) or walked in on getting fucked in his drivers room by a VIP guest (heās just hospitable like that).
Lando Norris is a bit of a slut. He likes it, heās cheeky about it, people love him for it, itās great.
His teammates have also loved it. Danny liked pushing his face into a pillow and just pounding away from behind, holding Landos hands behind his back. Carlos put him on his knees a lot, showed up at his hotel rooms when he got back from the track like he was the one gagging for it.
Itās not unusual for Lando to be pulled aside in the bathroom for a minute by someone who works in the paddock, or spotted with new hickeys every day in a week.
Until Oscar Piastri sits down across from him in the McLaren boardroom for the first time.
He expects Oscar to take advantage of the perks of the job right away. Plenty of rookies have. Hell even timid little Logan Sargent tried out his mouth during preseason testing.
But Oscar doesnāt. He doesnāt do anything. No teasing witty jokes like from his physio, no knowing smiles or lusty gazes.
Oscar appears completely unaffected.
Heās not the first person to not take up Lando on the open offer, but he would be the first to offer Lando in a way he doesnāt understand that doesnāt quite sit right in his chest.
Oscar knows that Lando Norris is a slut.
Youād be hard pressed, even in the junior formulas, to find someone who hasnāt heard the stories of Lando getting put on his knees in a bathroom stall before quali or fucked by practically half the grid because theyāve DNFd at some point.
Heās not oblivious, not to anything about Lando Norris.
But Oscar hasnāt been playing the role of number one fanboy since he was still in karts to have Landos mouth once while some assholes cum is still dripping out of him.
When he gets Lando Norris, it wonāt be because heās the paddock slut. It will be because Lando belongs to him now and no one else is going to change that.
Besides, oscar knows Lando has never really been a slut. Heās been a bratty twink whoās never been told no while heās spoiled rotten by an endless stream of hands to jerk his cock and tell him how pretty and good he is. Oscar intends to fix that.
It starts with their fifa sessions. Landos practically taken over Oscarās driver room since heās in there every free moment anyway. They play fifa or talk about nothing while Oscar rubs his shoulders or feet. Oscar keeps kinder in his room so Lando doesnāt have to walk the two feet to his.
Lando props his feet up in Oscarās lap or falls asleep on his shoulder or sprawls out all over the floor like he owns it. What a brat. But heās Oscarās brat and heās cute so heās allowed.
Besides, landos excessive comfort and over familiarity make it that much easier to institute phase II of his plan.
He waits until theyāve been gaming for hours, a lazy day devoted to media content and strategy reworking theyāve decided to extend for game night.
Landos had a few sodas (spoiled) and traipses his socked feet across the floor to use the bathroom. Oscar waits until his hand is on the doorknob to ask, āWhat do you think youāre doing?ā With the casual arch of a brow.
āUm, just using the toilet, mate? Why, for some kind of problem with that?ā Lando sputters out uncertainly. Itās a little bratty and a little defiant, gives Oscar just enough fuel to keep going.
āI might. But youād never know since you didnāt ask.ā Oscar answers with a straight face.
āAsk? What is this, grade school?ā Lando fires back with a dramatic pout.
Oscar takes the invitation to crowd Lando against the corner of the wall and the door, feeling the wall of body heat from Oscar soak into his back with his hand still outstretched to the door handle.
āThis is basic manners. You ask. You wait, patiently, for a yes or no. You act accordingly. Everyone else here knows how to do this Lando, why donāt you?ā
Landos brain stutters at the closeness, the heat, the little Aussie growl to his deep voice. āI-I know, I just didnāt think-ā
āThatās right lan, you didnāt think. Maybe you need to be taught a lesson for being rude.ā
āNo! No - I - I can ask, I can ask!ā Oscar smiles against his curls at the mild desperation in his voice.
āOkay?ā Lando asks wearily.
āUm, Oscar, can I, May I go to the bathroom?ā With a little nip at his shoulder from Oscarās bunny teeth he adds, āplease! Please, Oscar, may I please go to the bathroom.ā
āThere you go, now was that so hard?ā Lando already finds himself missing the weight and heat against him.
āI said, no. You can leave when weāre done here. Be polite and wait until the end of the match.ā
Lando hesitates by the door like a ghost before wandering back down where heād been on the couch next to Oscar. Oscar wordlessly pulls his socked feet back across his lap and does not remark at the fuzzy state of mind that keeps Lando quiet and scoring a grand total of zero points for the rest of the game.
When Lando gets put on his knees in a hallway near the factory entrance after Oscar leaves just before him, his legs feel like jelly and itās the driest his throats ever felt with a cock in it.
Phase II happens about a week later when Lando has learned to ask. He asks to leave the room or Oscarās side. Asks if he can have treats like kinder. Says please and thank you. But outside of that it still business as usual. Lando still sluts himself out in the paddock and Oscar says nothing. But thatās about to change.
Theyāre working on data analytics in a casual workshopping meeting in a big boardroom full of techs when it happens. Theyāre getting a weird amount of drag into turn 6 and trying to figure out why.
A friendly looking blonde mechanic cracks open the door and asks Lando if heās free for a break. Which is thinly veiled code for can I fuck you right now.
Lando, as if on instinct, turns and asks Oscar if he can go on break now. Heās already gathering his things, not even bothering to look Oscar in the eyes.
āNo, we need to finish up the drag issue.ā
The room grinds to a halt. The Lando asking thing is new and weird but whatever this is formula 1 everything is new and weird. But being told no? To getting fucked? Thatās a first.
Everyone braces for a blowout. The paddock princess being told no cock? Nice try, piastri.
And then the entire room watches Lando pout, tell the mechanic maybe later, and sit back down to stare resignedly at the whiteboard.
Oscar can barely contain his smirk.
The guy eventually does find Lando and pull him into some utility closet. Itās so bad Lando wants to cry.
Phase III comes after a slow trickle of Nos. At first Oscar is just picky about when Lando gets to get fucked. Then itās just less. Suddenly Lando is whining at the feeling of his dick against the zipper of his jeans because itās been a week since heās even seen a cock. (Oscar said no to porn, too. Stupid asking)
Heās still rocking back and forth like that, helplessly, when Oscar enters his drivers room.
āDid you ask if you could get off?ā
Lando is officially done. Heās been polite, heās asked. Heās been practically abstinent. All he wants is to be fucked. Be slutty. Right now or he might die, actually.
āOh fuck you, Oscar! All these fucking orders you think youād at least fuck me, but no I have to get myself off because itās been a week and youāve not even looked at me, much less let anyone else do it!ā
Itās bratty. Itās breaking point.
Oscar just silently stalks over the where Lando is still kneeling on the floor to capture Landos chin in one hand and turn it up to face him at a slightly uncomfortable angle.
āOne chance. Apologize like the good, polite boy youāve been for me-ā
Oscar spits in his mouth and grabs his chin shut at that. Hard. āOr I fuck you like the pathetic slut you like to whore yourself out as until you can prove youāve learned some manners you little brat.ā
āBut youād like that? Wouldnāt you?ā
Lando just whines and begs with his eyes.
āPants and underwear down. On the bed. Youāre getting a spanking and if you come before I let you I will milk you dry. Understood?ā
Lando Norris is no longer a slut.
Everyone is very aware of it, the way you are of a giant red stop sign in front of a wall. Mostly because this wall is an f1 driver with a glare if you breathe too close.
Rumor spread fast in the paddock after Oscar carried Lando Norris through the paddock over one shoulder, his bare ass exposed in all its red, handprinted glory. Oscar doesnāt really care, people can say what they want, heās got what he wants.
It doesnāt really matter what everyone says about Lando anyway, the thick strap of black leather with neon blobs and silver stars that loops around his neck says heās Oscarās good boy.
And if he ever forgets it, his teacher is always within leashing distance. He can always ask.