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atanipora

back to drawing look at this girl i love her

atanipora

closeups and sketch!!!!

#sketch #dg main brush #photoshop

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finntheehumaneater-deactivated2

imagine you’re a guard for your castle, and you see this lady calling for help and saying she’s the queen, so you bring her in and everyone watches as she fucking eats the babies in there and just goes, “yep. Sure. New queen.” Because she got them, along with you, all high on psychedelics. And then she transforms into a giant fucking blue creature and crawls away, never to be seen again.

godisafujoshi

God forbid women do anything

revretch

The pheromones aren't the equivalent of psychedelics, though! It's more like a woman came along who was so beautiful and so motherly that you decided she was your new mom, even if she did eat your baby sisters. (Though to be fair to the ants, they probably can't tell she's eating their sisters. This all happens in pitch black darkness, normally!)

revretch

Ah wait, misremembered lol. They don't think the caterpillar is a queen--they think it's a *larva that will become a queen.* A young princess, basically! That's why she's put in with the larvae--the actual queen gets her own chambers!

In this species, the larvae that will become queens are pampered. The larvae that will become workers are abused, to keep them from growing into queens. So, I guess if the queen larva wants to eat a peasant larva, that's okay!

what-even-is-thiss

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

what-even-is-thiss

Like imagine you find a 7 year old in the woods and she’s like my mom is gonna kill me because I’m prettier than her and she’s not kidding. You know this queen is that sort of person. So you and your roommates adopt the kid and tell her don’t talk to strangers. And she keeps talking to strangers and getting poison combs stuck in her hair and whatnot.

Like yeah that’s kinda stupid but also she’s seven. She likes apples.

what-even-is-thiss

Also imagine it from the hunter’s perspective. The queen tells you this bitch is prettier than me I need you to take her out in the woods and kill her. And then you see who you’re supposed to kill and it’s a 2nd grader. Like how are you supposed to react to that sort of situation? Kill a human child? No. Because you’re not a brainless evil minion you’re just some guy dealing with a cartoonishly evil monarch. Of course you let her go.

what-even-is-thiss

Bad look for the Prince of course. Even if she did age while she was in that glass case. He saw a dead woman and just decided to keep her. And once she stopped being dead he was like we’re married now

He did cause the evil queen to dance to death in red hot shoes though. That was kinda cool.

thedupshadove

With the acknowledgement that I'm grasping at straws, is it ever directly confirmed that the Prince wasn't also 7?

thedupshadove

See, I think that still works.

You are the guardsman assigned to protect the eight-year-old Prince. You are currently in the middle of the forest because he absolutely had his heart set on "going hunting", and the royal second-grader should definitely not be traipsing around the woods on his own. You let him go a little on ahead and he comes running back talking about how there's a dead girl in the clearing and there's no-one else around and he wants to take her home because she's really pretty, Hans, and she's all alone!

You let him drag you to said clearing and okay, that is one angelic-looking dead child alright, and on the one hand the quality of her clothes and the craftsmanship on the coffin (who builds a see-through coffin?) speak to potential Consequences if you simply carry her off, but also for the amount of vines that have grown on the coffin she looks extraordinarily un-decayed, so you should probably get the court alchemist's opinion on that, and there's no way he's going to come all the way out here in his embroidered velvet curly-shoes. And also this kid is technically assigned by God as your natural superior, or something.

So fine. You hoist the coffin onto your shoulder (it's not like the Prince can do it. He's eight.) and head back toward the castle, Prince chattering blithely all the way. And then you turn your ankle on a rock and suddenly there's a thump and a cough and a lot of shouting from inside the coffin and you have now become a key player in a tense political incident with the next kingdom over.

You should probably ask for a raise.

littlecofiegirl

mercymornsimpathizer

dying five million times is probably a good bonding activity for a throuple I think

#loz

cheerpuppy14

Haven't drawn anything from this show in a long while

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cryptid-candy

This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

greelin

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

greelin

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

amphibianaday

jelly

___

day 651

anarchobotany

@markscherz who is this raspberry and cream boy

markscherz

This is Epipedobates anthonyi, a common dart frog in greenhouses, kept for biological pest control and the delight of tumblrians.

intactics-deactivated20250505

hfggvghjccgjghggfhvhhhhjhjfh goodnight, gorgeous. the tortures resume bright and early tomorrow

#hayup #indeed they do

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sableleatherywingsopeninthe711

my job under siege by zant's foul army

leveragecentral

Leverage (2008-2012) The Zanzibar Marketplace Job (S02E12)

bearie

pattern-recognition

in another timeline, Disco Elysium was a completely untranslated Estonian Fallout 2 total overhaul mod that blew the minds of likes 12 communists on an forum that hasn’t updated visually since 2008

xvimism

WAKE UP BABE NEW LORE REGARDING MOL CROSSOVERS JUST DROPPED

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