psychotically irrationally erotically codependent

dean relieved when adams dead because he can NOT tolerate having another brother

more accurately actually he cannot tolerate sam having another brother

supernatural au where dean gets an emotional support dog post-swan song instead of an emotional support love interest + surrogate kid. sam gets back and dean’s like “this is sammy - don’t give me that look dude she was already named at the shelter and she’s a GIRL sammy although I guess you’re a bitch too haha - anyway this is sammy and she’s really great because she’s so loyal and follows my commands and never wants to leave my side and even though she’s giant she lets me pick her up like a baby look :)” and sam is like O _ O

I hear one more motherfucker say “hiS sIReN wAs A dUDe he’s so bi” im finna come outta this screen and whop you in the head so hard you fly into an alternate dimension where nobody has to hear your stupid ass opinions listen it was either a dude because he wanted a brother more than a lover or because he wanted a brother for a lover. If it’s romantic, it’s Sam, if it’s platonic, it’s Sam, lemme it say it one more time for you fools the siren tempted him with a ‘better version of his brother’ so if you say that means he’s Bi he’s a brotherfucker siren=Destiel? man I’d hate to see your math homework so let me give you multiple choice instead GENcest or WINcest?

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate