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soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

how to keep going for beginners

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

I feel like the executioner of my own botched beheading