incorrect dallas stars 💫

Seguin: being bi doesn’t make me a slut. I just happen to be both

Mikko: if it didn’t hurt to crash your car I would be doing it all the time. some guy cuts me off going 20mph and I’d flip my car as a bit

Hryckowian: sometimes them getting a penalty isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at them like they’re a medieval criminal

Hryckowian: they say “it costs $0 to be kind” as if being a hater isn’t also free

Robo during the playoffs: I’m the only bitch serving cunt here 😭😭😭 omg 😭 I’m soooo embarrassed 😭😭

Wyatt, to Harley: no babe I love that you piss me the fuck off

Lundkvist: I just heard Lian call a dog a “fucking liar” because it barked like someone was at the door and no one was there