Horoscope and Zodiac Posts

Aries: Aries and I are a love hate relationship. I love their headstrongness and how they don’t take a no for an answer. But then, I see the hotheadedness and I’m like: “u need to calm down boi”

Taurus: Taurus is such a beautiful sign to me. They're so calm and collected and their probably the best cuddle buddies in the world. I can even ignore the stubbornness because they're so cute!!1!

Gemini: In theory, I love Gemini’s. I love their openness and intelligence and fun-loving spirits. Their sense of humour is also fire. Sadly, my annoying little brother is a Gemini which basically ruins all Gemini’s for me.

Cancer: Don’t get me wrong, I love myself a Cancer, but their moodiness at times kinda tarnishes it. But they make up for it with their kind spirits and helpfulness. <33 (also my rising sign)

Leo: Leos are cool and all, but really, get off your high horse. They're so shiny and sparkly and everything about them goes right. They’re so perfect, it’s nasty. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here, buried in a pile of blankets and snacks, scrolling through memes on Tumblr. ;-;

Virgo: Mixed feelings. Sometimes I’m like: “YOU GO GURL. YOU’RE SUCH A BAD B*TCH YAAS!!1!” Sometimes I’m like “back tf up before you get smacked tf up.”

Libra: THE PERFECT SIGN!! (ok maybe because I’m a Libra.) But seriously, they're so charming and well-balanced. Everyone wants to be them. Maybe if I keep believing, I’ll actually be charming and desired. ;-;

Scorpio: Here we go. I LOVE SCORPIO OHH MY GAWD. Thier calm, cool, collected, mysterious, and a bit cunning. They love passionately and when a Scorpio loves you, they don’t stop. I want to marry a Scorpio tbh.

Sagittarius: If wasn’t a Libra I’d want to be Sagittarius. Thank goodness my moon sign is Sagittarius. I love their free spirit and open personality. It’s awesome.

Capricorn: Sometimes I wish I was Capricorn. They're so responsible. Maybe I’d marry a Capricorn. But then I’d be cheating on my Scorpio noooooo ;(((

Aquarius: If imma be honest, I have a strange aversion to Aquarius. Their so liberal and they want equality and their party animals, and all of that is great. But sometimes they can be emotionally detached and a bit apathetic. I HATE IT when people don’t completely invest in friend/relationships.

Aries: Will be angry for a while. The sight of their ex will infuriate them until they learn to let go.

Taurus: Will cry and eat three pints of ice cream in their room.

Gemini: It's all they'll talk about for a while. Needs the help of their friends to get them through it.

Cancer: Will become a hermit, locks themselves in the house and won't leave until they can last a day without crying (which is harder for them than you think).

Leo: Will miss them dearly. Will probably never truly get over them, but will soon realise that they need to let go.

Virgo: Will start to question whether their good enough. Blames their self for the breakup.

Libra: Pretends to be fine on the outside, but cries at night into their pillow. On the inside, it's killing them.

Scorpio: Takes them 2.4 million years to get over it. Will never, ever trust that person again. It'll take them a while to trust anyone again.

Sagittarius: Will disappear off the face of the Earth for a while. Takes an unplanned vacation as a distraction, and to celebrate their freedom.

Capricorn: Focuses on their career as a distraction. They want to prove to themselves that they'll still succeed without their ex.

Aquarius: Will be down for a while, but will move on faster than any of the signs. They won't let a breakup tie them down.

Aries: The Jock. The captain of the (insert sport) team, a bit hot-headed at times, but looked up to by many.

Taurus: The Chill One. Is acquaintances with basically the whole school, but has a small but close group of friends. Easy to approach and even easier to hang out with. Truly the middle ground between popular and unpopular.

Gemini: The Jokester. Mostly loved by all, those who don’t love them are party-poopers. Has the world’s best sense of humour.

Cancer: The Sensitive One. Was probably the crybaby on the playground. Now they have grown up to be stronger—at least on the outside. Loves to help people and has a soft heart. Also, they’re probably prettier than you.

Leo: The President. Somehow manages to hold positions of power in every club in the school. A role model to everyone striving to get somewhere.

Virgo: The Nerd. Always quiet in class, listening intently. Is most definitely smarter than you, and probably holds a deep, dark secret.

Libra: The Popular. Loved by all, those who don’t love them envy them. Their perfectly balanced lives and natural charm draw people in. 

Scorpio: The Bad Boy. Incredibly attractive, and can get any partner they want by just smiling in their direction. It’s hard to truly get to know them. 

Sagittarius: The Mysterious One. Always up to something, barely ever shows up to class. Instead, they go and have their own adventures outside the confines of school.

Capricorn: The Successor. Their whole life is set up for success. Probably has already the inherited a ton of money from their rich parents. Envied by almost all.

Aquarius: The Party Animal. Is always up to a good party. Always has something new to do. Makes a great friend, but a bit hard to control at times.

Aries: “Fight it. Take the pain, ignite it.” —Holding Onto To You, Vessel

Taurus: “The sun will rise and we will try again.”—Truce, Vessel

Gemini: “I don’t wanna be heard. I wanna be listened to.” —Forest, Regional At Best

Cancer: “Behind my eyelids are islands of violence.” —Migraine, Vessel

Leo: “I will make you believe you are lovely.” —Lovely, Regional At Best

Virgo: “Sometimes quiet is violent.” —Car Radio, Regional At Best

Libra: “I'm so afraid of what you have to say. 'Cause I am quiet now, and silence gives you space.” —Fake You Out, Vessel

Scorpio: “I need to know that when I fail, you'll still be here." —We Don’t Believe Whats’ on TV, Blurryface.

Sagittarius: “You would do almost anything just to feel free. Am I right?” —Fake You Out, Vessel

Capricorn: “I used to say I wanna die before I’m old but because of you I might think twice.” —We Don’t Believe What’s On TV, Blurryface

Aquarius: “And I will say that we should take a moment and hold it and keep it frozen and know that life has a hopeful undertone.” —Migraine, Vessel

Aries: “Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”

Taurus: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

Gemini: “Kid, you’ll move mountains!”

Cancer: “If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too.”

Leo: “A person’s a person, no matter how small.”

Virgo: “You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.”

Libra: “Step with care and great tact, and remember that life’s a great balancing act.”

Scorpio: “Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”

Sagittarius: “Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.”

Capricorn: “It’s opener there in the wide open air.”

Aquarius: “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.”

Edit: I fOgOT VIRGOO

Winter: Cancer, Scorpio 

Spring: Libra, Aquarius, Pisces 

Summer: Aries, Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius 

Tyler Joseph: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Pisces

Gryffindor: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Hufflepuff: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

Slytherin: Scorpio, Capricorn

Wrath: Aries, Capricorn

Envy: Scorpio,

Greed: Sagittarius, Virgo

Sloth: Cancer, Pisces

Lust: Libra

Gluttony: Taurus, Aquarius