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kokica1

Let's be real, his job is to be online...

mycabbagesmycabs

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

reinapepiada

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

annabelle--cane

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

annabelle--cane

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

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bsideheart

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

#happened to my good buddy faust rowe

quietwingsinthesky

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

quietwingsinthesky

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

thiscatdraws

My silly text post art almost always ends up being Cumplane related…ig its because they’re the Shitpost Brothers

liarsblade

Possessiveness is awesome.specifically if the possessive person is kind of embarrassed and ashamed and turning inwards about it

liarsblade

Alpha boyfriend beats the shit out of some guy for touching his discord kitten or whatever <- unfathomably unsexy

Repressed freak has private breakdown about other people being affectionate with their favorite person on earth and has a guilt spiral about it afterwards <- awesome and sexy. To Me.

liarsblade

Repressed freak does all of that and then is forced for some reason to say, out loud, with their words that yeah basically I feel like you're Mine and it's very upsetting to me when other people touch you or make you smile or laugh sorry I try not to feel that way I know it's wrong of me sorry sorry sorry <- REALLY AWESOME AND SEXY. TO ME.

#archmell (mutually)#they should be more possessive of eachother in canon #i feel bad i havent talked abt amell as much bc i have been focusing on the aus #and i multiship </3 #so archers been whoring around varazuka timeline wise #just like his damn dad

wreegis

what if we kissed and we were both tyrannical rulers and girls

can i interest anybody in my old lady yuri

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supreme-leader-stoat

Remember that one disney channel movie where the kid found out his mom's family were all leprechauns and he was half-leprechaun and he had to beat an evil leprechaun in a set of three challenges with the condition that the evil one would be banished to "The land of my father, on the shores of Erie" if he lost. And then the kid won and the evil leprechaun was like "joke's on you, once I return to Ireland I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine; by the way, it's pronounced 'Eire'!"

And the kid goes "No, no. I said what I meant. My dad's from Cleveland. You are going to Ohio."

mumblesplash

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

mumblesplash

cave divers when they are happily married with kids and beloved by their community but theres a crack in the bottom of a lake called The Devil’s Rotting Esophagus where 57 people have died

#very good thing i dont have the physique for caving bc the caverns call for me

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

#please.

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

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