spicier astro placements &
their culture ๐ค๐ชด๐ค
part 1 of the astro culture vol II here
astro culture vol I โ 1 โข 2 โข 3 โข 4 โข 5
๐ชด fixed placements culture is randomly asking your friends if they would help you dispose a body and you say it in a dead serious face like-๐??? like uh ok i guess i'll drive nancy pick up the recycling bags๐ loyalty >
๐ชด double earth sun and moon culture is being soft as fuck but no one shall know what. also will forever be idolized by others tbh
๐ชด water venus houses culture is looking at someone dead straight in eyes and told them you love them and expect them to say it back immediately. ma'am you met them a month ago.
๐ชด pisces placements culture is cleaning your room and finding your old diaries and as you read it you realize how it was a good idea for you to go to therapy loves๐
๐ชด jupiter in the first culture is talking about a traumatic experience like its nothing like "LOL ya so i my mom told me to lie to my dad and i practically helped her cheated on him LMFAO why are u crying its okay it was lowkey funny though i'm okay now hahahhahaha". are u? are u really amanda๐?
๐ชด mercury - lilith culture is waiting for the other person to finish going off on you and mentally drafting up a 50 pages long speech thats about how you will royally ruin their lives<3
๐ชด aries placements culture is telling that one guy at the party you go to like "bro its your business i don't really care but i think your girl is fucking someone upstairs in the room next to the washroom anyways have a good night"
๐ชด libra mars culture is overworking yourself every week and literally look crusty af but still somehow magically go on a reset every friday and just show up to places looking like a flawless mf sex god.
๐ชด 7th house stellium culture is lowkey being hella aggressive and brutal af to your closed friends watch you publicly humiliated them but highkey can't ever be mean to literally ANYONE else๐ฅฒ
๐ชด leo placements culture is highkey being VERY nostalgic people like you care so much about values and traditions don't lie;)
๐ชด mutable culture is NEVER EVER being able to stay on one topic for more than 2 minutes your attention span is shorter than your ex d๐ฅฐjk
๐ชด gemini mercury culture is crying for one hour and then realized what you just did so you just start to look at yourself in the mirror like oh my god i can actually mf cry?๐๐
๐ชด aries moon culture is highkey being indecisive af๐ don't @ me i know you are
๐ชด libra mercury culture is being the middle ground ALWAYS when it comes to small irrelevant things but when it comes to your own stuff you know you're a hypocrite like i don't even have to try to change your mind just watch them yelling at their s/o for an hourโบ๏ธ
๐ชด mercury-MC culture is not knowing what is it that u want to do 100% cause for you everything comes so naturally ๐๐ผ
๐ชด taurus moon culture is actually vibing so well with sagittarius moon??? like surprisingly well tbh y'all make the bestest of friends not gonna lie. one is a closet crackhead while the other is mentally in mars๐ฅณ
๐ชด taurus rising culture is HATING it when people discuss your relationship like why do you care so much about who i'm fucking? mind your own business dawg๐ฅฐ
๐ชด libra placements culture is not sure which vibes you wanna do today. hm should i do 2000s ratchet baggy boyfriend's hoodie look or barbie dream house? ๐
๐ชด gemini placements with libra risings culture is being the most lowkey people alive and you're highkey done with people thinking you're the "stereotypical" geminis๐
๐ชด scorpio placements culture is lowkey psychic. like everything they say would lowkey become true its kinda scary
๐ชด taurus venus culture is asking your friend "bro should i consider becoming a sugar baby you know how practically you don't have to sleep with them right"
๐ชด taurus venus culture is either just fucking with you for the sake of their ego or literally simping so so hard
๐ชด aries moon culture is looking at your friend dead in the eyes and says " bro idk if i can ever love anyone more than myself " and proceed to fall madly in love w a crackhead.
๐ชด leo venus culture is being fiercely protective of your friends like instead of giving them a hug and a shoulder to cry on you're just going off like TELL ME JESSICA WHO TOUCHED YOU STOP CRYING TELL ME WHO WHO WHO. literally get urself a leo venus rn loves.
๐ชด libra rising culture is literally exuding motherly vibessssss๐ is that why y'all are so careful w who you let in?
๐ชด capricorn mars culture is telling peope ".... and thats why if i don't succeed professionally, i can never face myself in the mirror again"
๐ชด air venus culture is laughing when people told you you're so emotionless like dawg what do you want me to do i drained all of em by investing them in my toxic ex๐
๐ชด venus in the 3rd house culture is giving everyone relationships advice but cant get into one urselfโค๏ธ
๐ชด mars in 3rd house culture is rarely getting mad but when you do its bad bad omg someone calls 911 they might just burn down a building ngl
๐ชด air mercury culture is literally your partner having to kiss you so you would shut up๐ stop talking for once loves
๐ชด jupiter dominant culture is having an angel face and a heart darker than charcoal bro they be calculating af y'all literally push them to the end like they HAD to force themselves to stop trusting people too much. come here ily
๐ชด venus in 12th house culture is having a literal imagined wedding with your idol in your dreams 24/7
๐ชด aries rising culture is exuding boss bitch energy, exude hella good vibes but if you start to become all mean and weird they'll reciprocate in no time
๐ชด lilith in the 5fth house culture is being SO FLIRTY but never let anyone hit fr people just gotta understand boundaries yk๐ค ๐ you go queens
๐ชด lilith in the 3rd culture is charming your pants OFF but literally detach with the matter of seconds.
๐ชด scorpio moon culture is generally having one of the worst resting bitch face on earth but the second they smile the whole world lights up:)
๐ชด cancer moon culture is slamming the door at s/o face as you leave the room and scream "Go to hell" before dramatically exiting and literally an hour later texting them "hey wyd"
๐ชด libra moon culture is lowkey control issues. y'all make people do things for you without them realizing they're complying i-๐
๐ชด sagittarius rising culture is asking your local astrologer smth along the line like ๐cut the bs, tell me if i'm gonna be a millionaire pls can you look at my chart
๐ชด pisces moon culture is saying no to drug and dying just a lil big inside. change my mind i never met one without slightly addictive tendencies or not highly experimental ๐ฅณ
๐ชด libra placements culture is literally contemplating on how you dumbed it down so well people let down their guards so fast but they don't know that you saw everything ๐
๐ชด 10th house placements culture is asking people something along the line of "wdym you have no passion? so you're telling me you just want a normal life? why tho?๐"
๐ชด virgo mars culture is being very big on gift gifting:") they know you so sooooo well
๐ชด sagittarius venus culture is telling people how you can't fw partners who are too dominant like there has to be a certain level of introversion istg
๐ชด sagittarius rising culture is highkey hella ambitiouss. the type of people that others tend to underestimate but you shouldn't think low of jupiter children boo everything be working out without them having to sweat their asses off
๐ชด uranus in 4th house culture is literally start to get panicked when things are too easy like wheres the red flag?
๐ชด cancer placements culture is having a minor panic attack everytime you get nostalgic about embrassing stuff in the past stop it๐
๐ชด 11th house placements culture is telling people how you respect everyones opinions but you know at the end of the day you aint changing your mind
๐ชด 6th house placements culture is being in LA but function in Asia Pacific Time like wtf y'all ๐
๐ชด cancer rising culture is looking hella photogenic its like the camera wants to have your babies omg, also very good genes in the family smartasses๐
๐ชด capricorn moon culture is overthinking and then becoming cynical af but sometimes you don't even realize you are like you're just "keeping it real." like no sarah. he texted you because he likes you not because he wants something from you ๐
๐ชด virgo placements culture is feelings happy af when someone told you that they don't usually open up but with you it's different:)
๐ชด capricorn moon culture is *chefs kiss* amazing self-awareness and fluctuating between extreme self hatred or immense ego never in between๐
๐ชด mars in 10th house culture is telling someone "respectfully, i think you're wrong can you shut up for a second thank you" and thinks that you're just being straightforward i- HAHAHAHAHAH
๐ชด aquarius moon culture is lowkey needing a lot of words of affirmation tho. like tell em if you appreciate them y'all its been hard
๐ชด fire venus culture is always needing the "spark" in the relationship. the "magic element". deadass i swear to god if you don't sweep me off my feet with roses and chocolate right now boy, i'm heading out๐
๐ชด 7th house stellium culture is deep thinking about how you should phrase that one idea into something they can't use against you hmmmm what can it be
๐ชด pisces placements culture is telling you friend when they're being rational smth like "bro i'm at a bad place rn can you just hype me up instead of making sense thank you"
๐ชด libra placements culture is CRYING a waterfall when you're drunk and still look pretty as fuck like how?? how does that work what in the witchcraft
๐ชด venus in the 10th house is being so rational when they shouldn't be??๐ actually are hella forgiving, more than you'd like to think tbh
๐ชด leo and aries placements culture is teaching your friends how to let out emotions like "ok so my emotional outlet is just screaming and throwing shits around. first, you pick up the nearest thing around you..." ๐
๐ชด venus-mars aspects culture is having the utmost potential to hoe around but you end up falling in love with all of em bye๐๐๐
๐ชด mercury placements culture is being so organized deep down but also a hot mess. the type to show up to their driving test but thinks they're gonna be provided a car istg๐
๐ชด mercury in the 9th house culture is being original af??? they love educated people too like omg you like to write poems? marry me rn
๐ชด mercury-venus culture is falling in love with the hot nerds in their basement coding and investing in stocks instead of partying๐ฅฐ
๐ชด aries/capricorn placements culture is screaming at your s/o "how could you forget that? its like you don't listen how could you forget what my favourite colour is???
๐ชด cancer moon culture is POSSESIVE possesive literally textbook possesive but your pride be too big to show it๐
๐ชด pisces placements culture is falling for sense of humour.
๐ชด leo moon culture is actually so forgiving?? lol if you know what to say they will eventually stop holding grudges and let you out tbh
๐ชด libra placements culture is generally being super private abt their relationship at the start tho.. literally only starting to open up once they think its legit fr
๐ชด double fire sun and moon cultire is your ride or die. will go to the moon and back for u๐
๐ชด earth in the 2H culture is literally putting so much effort into securing the bag omg financial stability >
๐ชด earth moons culture is lowkey wanting to settle down eventually and have a family tho๐ฅบ
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