He considers you the most irritating woman in the world. What could be worse than you showing up after six months, stirring up old feelings that were supposed to die out, and still smiling that same breathtaking smile?
Maybe the fact that Levi’s falling in love with you.
She noses his cheek gently as Levi lets out his trademark tch, smiling against his skin. “So who’s really prettier?”
Levi looks at her as though she’s stupid, and refuses to dignify her with an answer. “Do you really need me to say it?”
“Yes,” she says automatically, eyes twinkling eagerly, “I want to hear it.”
pirouette
Finding Levi dancing with Hange isn’t nearly as shocking as finding out why. The night of the gala is a strange one, but she wouldn’t trade it for the world.
superior
Her being captured is a problem. Him being captured is a bigger problem. But both of them? That’s just shitty, and she doesn't care for it.
episodes:
standing at the crossroads
Captain Levi is your lover. But more importantly, he’s your superior, and you’re well prepared to follow him to hell if he needs you to.
And when people start turning into titans, and every bloody death is one step closer to the truth, hell may be exactly where you’re going.
part 1 - the siege of trost
part 2 - days gone by
part 3 - the 57th expedition
part 4 - return to stohess
part 5 - humanity's darkest day
part 6 - smoke signals
part 7 - uprising
part 8 - the night before
part 9 - battle of shiganshina
part 10 - levi's musings
deleted scenes:
everything in between
distance - Year 847
dawn - Year 848
fears - Year 848
cold - Year 849
tea shop - Year 859 {alternate universe}
extras:
breakdown of the series
musical profile
inspiration behind superior
playlists
reader and levi's age gap
where does superior fit in?
reader and levi's height difference
reader's status as a noble
au - what if levi and reader never kept their relationship secret?
levi's opinion on reader and erwin's relationship
director's commentary - the pastry scene in summer rain
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[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz
Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.
Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.
My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.
Called the county clerk.
Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.
Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?
Me: Yes, but he's a cat.
Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?
Me: He's a legal cat.
Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.
Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.
Clerk: You can file on his behalf.
Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."
Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."
Me: What's the medical reason?
Clerk: He's a cat.
Me: That's not a medical condition.
Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.
Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.
"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."
Took the letter to my vet.
Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.
Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?
Me: Excellent question. No good answer.
Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.
Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?
Vet: On what grounds?
Me: He's a cat.
Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."
Me: Perfect.
Sent it in. Got another rejection.
"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."
My roommate thought this was hilarious.
Roommate: Felix is going to jail.
Me: This is serious.
Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.
Decided that was actually the only option left.
Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.
Checked in at the courthouse.
Clerk: Name?
Me: Felix Martinez.
Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?
Me: Yes.
Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.
Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.
Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?
Me: I filed three. All rejected.
Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.
Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?
Me: Twice.
Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.
Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.
Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?
Me: You tell me.
Supervisor: This is a data error.
Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.
They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.
Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.
Me: Appreciate it.
Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?
Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.
Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.
For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.
Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.
Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.
Roommate: That's what they all say.
Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.
Fitting end to his legal career.
end id]
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Crucially, the op did not say that chessboxing wasn't "legitimate". The op is expressing frustration with the fact that most of the people who say they like chess are pretending that chess boxing is actually the same thing as chess. If you feel like the op is implying that people who like chessboxing are illegitimate, *stop calling it chess*.
I do agree atla deserves critique. I agree that it did some things poorly and some of its messaging is obviously from a white person’s perspective and that the ships could be better. however the second that someone ends their critique by saying these issues would be better if zutara was canon it loses all credibility sorry 😭
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this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man
so so so so so so funny that regina initially gets framed for archie’s murder because she couldn’t stop being an outright awful person to someone who was trying to help her even though he had no reason to
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not only was snow right in making regina kill her mother (and yes that was the best way for her to go about it) but she should’ve killed regina right after and not felt bad about any of it.
