we all have two hands, beloved

He gives major fuck you in the bathroom on the first date before dessert arrives energy.

Think about it.

In his vampire myth, this man was ten seconds in from meeting MC and had every single intention to kill her and he STILL made out with her. Zero memory who she is, ready to impale her to death after bleeding her dry and has the audacity to be like “hold on, give me a kiss real quick,” LMAO!

In his dragon myth when MC was sneaking him, and she started acting like she was trying to fuck cause she feels bored did you see the look on his face? He was down!

I'm convinced if it wasn't for her hating his guts on sight in main story, because despite that she does admit he is hot as fuck so I KNOW he would have taken her amnesia having ass to base and slutted her out regardless. All she had to do was say when.

Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Sylus is easy. And I love that about him.

Fake sleeping so he can get handcuffed to his bed wearing nothing but a silk robe.

Just stamp the words “Fuck me whenever” on your forehead Onychinus leader cause we all see you're about that life.

It's not that you don't like getting all dolled up and spending a relaxing evening with Zayne. But they all start to blend together after a while. There's only so many times you can pretend to understand what's going on as someone asks about Zayne's research.

"We should be able to slip out in an hour." He murmurs in your ear, the closeness making you grin. But before you can ask why he's so eager to get home, you're interrupted.

"Dr. Zayne! I finally managed to catch you without those vultures around." One of Zayne's older colleagues appears out of nowhere, a oddly knowing smile appearing on his face as he looks you over.

"It's good to see you, Dr. Hunt." Zayne greets him politely, but you know him well enough to see through the false pleasantry. Clearly, Zayne isn't happy.

"I see you've brought your own entertainment." You realize, rather uncomfortably, that he's referring to you. Zayne clearly puts it together quicker than you, grip on your waist tightening just a fraction as he tries to contain himself.

"Excuse me?" Zayne has dropped the facade of niceness, but the other man laughs it off.

"Oh, we've all been young once! It's good to have your fun before settling down with someone more suited to your status." You've hit a ridiculous level of being uncomfortable, pressing your lips together to refrain from causing a scene.

Zayne chooses a different approach.

"oh, is the game about cats?"

"no."

its like everytime i have a fic idea, they're like 'put the pen down bbygrl, we got you 😌'

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