do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Not An Isekai - I Just Straight Up Died

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

hyperspecific petplay fantasy scenario #57043: you are a beetle eating my fuckign plants and im blasting you with the high pressure setting on my garden hose

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows