Your poison is my medicine

octopuses are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately takoyaki are good as fuck soooo :/

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

y’all really liked this one