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Serbia: kicked a door down clean off it's hinges at my ripe age of 10 on a field trip because the boys locked me out of my own room.

+ i yelled out loud "šipčimo po strminama i jendecima ko braća partizani" to reference that kid from Tito i ja while walking through a forest track. The problem was i said that out loud in the middle of a field archery competition right when a judge popped up next to me. I almost got my whole group disqualified.

Croatia: was practicing archery in my backyard when i shot an arrow out the yard and into an open field. I hopped over the fence to go look for it (arrows are fucking expensive). In the process i comically fell into a big prickly bush that was masked under grass. I fell into it waist deep and every move pricked me. Being the stubborn bastard i am i struggled for half an hour because i was too proud to scream for Help.

Bosnia: smoked a prima štapić in school grounds for some fucking reason.

+ also smoked an iqos stick without the burner thing, not knowing how they worked and wondering why was it so short. (I am actually not a smoker by some strange wonder)

Herze: my ex-boyfriend was known for getting smacked around by me. In my defense, he always teased me to the Point hitting him was the mute button.

Montenegro: my cat climbed into my bed while i was sleeping and shat on my head. What a way to wake up on a saturday morning.

Vojvodina: i am so recognizable i could be easily identified as "the purple haired chick with glasses". Might be because there Aren't many alt people in my vukojebina.

+ tried to get wasted on new years and split a bottle of vodka with my Sekana. The day we discovered both of us have high alcohol tolerance despite the fact we're both scrawny.

Macedonia: cannot shoot a gun to save my life but i can shoot a target with a traditional recurve bow 30+ meters away.

+ in first year of highschool, my geography teacher thought i was using my phone in class and hid it under my legs on the chair. With full confidence she said "spread your legs let me see what you have there" A very smart thing to say in a classroom full of teens. For months i have been plagued the old geography lady in her 50s-60s wanted to get in my pants.

Srpska: got so lost in the sauce while gooning once i fell off my bunk bed and didn't break anything by some miracle.

+ i was such a professional hater of my best friend's boyfriend i broke him into a spiral where he thought i was evil but put on a "mask" while talking to everyone except him.

Slovenia: while i was working in a maxi market as an omladinac, i was a phenomenon because i had a strange coincidence of people locking me in the big ass refrigerator's where the vegitables were several times. The damn thing could open and close from the outside but not the inside for some reason.