she lain on my chap til i high

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

☝️Don't let an old man crumbling to dust stop you. FUCK HIM AGAIN.

Do you know how short Metamorphosis would have been if Gregor Samsa had woken up as an aphid. Nature’s chicken nugget. He gets eaten after five pages

It's a shame that most fantasy farming sim RPGs are so squeamish about raising animals for meat because there's such a rich body of folklore concerning Weird Shit Happening to Livestock to draw upon. Like, forget a dungeon crawler minigame – I need enchanted swords and magic potions to deal with whatever is fucking around with the cows!

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

i think the only people who should be allowed access to AI image/video generation tools are gay men with incredibly niche fetish tumblr blogs. what politicians can i vote for to get this enacted.