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I HATE CHEMISTRY. THE THINGS ARE ALWAYS DOING THINGS. STOP DOING THAT.

hold on i have to do everything

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

damn daniel was AI?!

many of you seem to be under the impression that I'm claiming the damn daniel video was AI, but no, the video was recorded by real camera artists and unproblematic. Damn Daniel, the boy, was an artificial intelligence incubated by Palantir to blend into normal society.

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

Burger queen divorced him

Birds are basically the dinosaurs that managed to “nooo you wouldn’t hurt a cute little baby guy on his birthday” their way out of a mass extinction

police departments love to be like "we need more money to fight all the crime that's been happening lately" and they show a graph with crime going up at then you look into the numbers and it's like "the ten percent increase in crime was correlated with a ten percent increase in active policing hours" and it's like oh okay so the crime factory needs more money because the crime factory stayed open late to manufacture more crime in order to convince us to give more money to the crime factory. Where can I get off this carousel of misery?

police departments love to be like "yes, we ruined the lives of thousands more young black folks, but you have to understand: we wanted a tank, and you weren't giving us new-tank money."